Feb 16, 2005 14:48
So I wiped the floor with Spongebob and then did my dishes with him and then used him to get spots of the bathroom floor when I accidentally flushed him down the toilet. I kept trying to get new plungers to plunge spongebob up but he kept my pipes clogged until I got some draino type shit and let it sit for a cool minute. He finally dispersed and flushed back safely to his natural habitat=the ocean. I would call him Billy Ocean but Spongebob is a grand name.
The moral of the story is don't flush spongebob down the toilet or use him to wipe the floor when you can keep him in plain view and admire his wackiness from afar.
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