Jesus Christ! (no H)
My friends words on this old site:
A FEW WORDS ABOUT CK.NET
HOW CONVENIENT THAT YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YOU'VE BOTH BEEN POSTING A COMBINED TOTAL OF 3 WEEKS
MR. MASTER BLASTER MUSTARD BUSTER...ON A SCALE OF 1-10 (1 BEING JULIANS GAPING CRATER OF AN ASSHOLE)** HOW UPTIGHT AND DRY WOULD YOU SAY YOUR HUMOR (AS IT RELATES TO YOUR PERSONALITY) IS??
MR CHUCK NORRIS ZACK MORRIS JOJO FLORES.......YOU DEFEND CK THE SAME WAY MY LITTLE TOY POMERANIAN DEFENDS MY HOUSE....HIGH PITCHED AND BARKINGLY FOUR-LEGGED..AND A DASH OF NAPOLEANS SYNDROME
SINCE I *AM* UNDER OATH.....
"YOUR HONOR, CK WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A COMMUNITY OF KIDS AND CANDY. A COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYBODY WAS EQUALLY EXCEPTED....EVEN THE BLACK JELLYBEAN. A COMMUNITTY WHERE IT DIDNT MATTER IF YOU WERE MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, OR EVEN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE (FOR THAT MATTER). A COMMUNITY WHERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS WERE GOOD 'N PLENTY AND EVERYONE EVENTUALY SKOR'D...EVEN IF THAT MEANT THEY HAD TO ADOPT A SLIGHTLY HOMOSEXUAL IMAGE (COUGH....CHEEKFREEK....SNEEZE). A COMMUNITY WHERE YOU COULD BE FRUITY, SWEET, AND ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED YET STILL MANAGE TO MISTAKE JESUS' RECTAL CAVITY FOR A BAG OF "FUN DIP." A COMMUNITY THAT NEEDN'T BE PLAGUED BY SHITPIPES OR CREWS. A PLACE WHERE FLOWERS SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN VAGINA...AND ROTTEN VAGINA'S SMELLED LIKE LEXI.
THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE (TOO FAST) ONLY TO FADE (EVEN FASTER) IN THE FASHION OF SCRATTS RECEEDING HAIRLINE.
I WILL BOLDLY AND OPENLY (IN THE MOST NON-HOMOSEXUALLY LACKING WAY POSSIBLE) ADMIT THAT I TOO INDULGED IN THE SOUR GUMMY WORMED MALT BALLED WORLD OF CK.NET. AND THOUGH I NEVER HAD THE CHANGE TO PLUNGE MY TONGUE INTO JADE'S PEACH RING, I DID SINK MY TEETH (AND COCK) INTO A PEANUT BUTTERCUP.
MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, FOLKS......THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN TWIST, SHOUT, MAKE TWEEK JOKES, AND HAVE THE RESIDENT "BITTER" GUY ACT LIKE HE'S NAMED AFTER SOME HOCKEY PLAYER (FROM THE ANAHEIM MIGHTY DUCKS)...SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS WITH LIPS RINGS (AT ONE VERY BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME) RULED THE WORLD.
SO...WELCOME....TAKE A LOOK...AND FEEL FREE TO PRANCE ABOUT...FOR TODAY, MY SEXUALLY CONFUSED EMO GENERATION, YOU CAN EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELVES THE PURE POWER (NO CUTTER) THAT IS CANDYKIDS.NET/COM/SPC
RETURN TO INNOCENCE....LIKE A KID (BEING MOLESTED BY BIG GAY STEVE) IN A CANDY STORE
AND BLAME THEM WILD EYES ON THE CAFFEINE RUSH....BECAUSE NOBODY HERE DOES DRUGS....WEED ISNT A DRUG....PFFFFT K??? K ISN'T A DRUG, ITS A FUCKING LETTER FOR CHRIST SAKES. -----A LETTER IT IS....THE 7TH LETTER (TO BE EXACT) IN THE PHRASE "IM DRUNKER THAN NICOLE WAS WHEN SHE BANGED WOODY"
OH AND YES....THE LOT OF YOU HAVE ONLY TRIED TWEEK ONCE...AND ONLY ONCE (A WEEK THEREAFTER)
===0 MANAZO/ARSHAUN/IMSTILLHUNGRY3/THE "REASON" A HEFTY PORTION OF STOPPED POSTING.....PFFFFT *AS* *IF*
SPC....SHITPIPE WISHES AND PICKLE JUICE DREAMS
My response:
That was an exhibition of of magnificent genius, gaining nothing less than my utter satisfaction of the metaphorical and might I add, quite biblical portrayal of what was once such a place of rampant homosexual candy clusterfistfucking joyous good times and mixed emotions.
I extend my congratulations for yet another great feat unsurpassed in the world of today's modern day message boards where 10 login names for one site and being the moderator just isn't enough.
May Romper Stomper get Stomped and prom dressed-not comped for anything more than a burger fries and some exhause intake. Fuck it, just buy yourself a shake.
I will leave you with the CK.net orginal Manazo's famous words from over 1 and 1/2 years ago, and I quote: "CK.net is like crack..."
Respectfully Submitted,
d.
PS: could CK.net deppreciate any further?
SPC...pickin' locks with our cocks
d.
Oh, I'm moving soon.
A FEW WORDS ABOUT CK.NET
HOW CONVENIENT THAT YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THAT YOU'VE BOTH BEEN POSTING A COMBINED TOTAL OF 3 WEEKS
MR. MASTER BLASTER MUSTARD BUSTER...ON A SCALE OF 1-10 (1 BEING JULIANS GAPING CRATER OF AN ASSHOLE)** HOW UPTIGHT AND DRY WOULD YOU SAY YOUR HUMOR (AS IT RELATES TO YOUR PERSONALITY) IS??
MR CHUCK NORRIS ZACK MORRIS JOJO FLORES.......YOU DEFEND CK THE SAME WAY MY LITTLE TOY POMERANIAN DEFENDS MY HOUSE....HIGH PITCHED AND BARKINGLY FOUR-LEGGED..AND A DASH OF NAPOLEANS SYNDROME
SINCE I *AM* UNDER OATH.....
"YOUR HONOR, CK WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A COMMUNITY OF KIDS AND CANDY. A COMMUNITY WHERE EVERYBODY WAS EQUALLY EXCEPTED....EVEN THE BLACK JELLYBEAN. A COMMUNITTY WHERE IT DIDNT MATTER IF YOU WERE MILK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, OR EVEN SEXUAL CHOCOLATE (FOR THAT MATTER). A COMMUNITY WHERE SEXUAL FRUSTRATIONS WERE GOOD 'N PLENTY AND EVERYONE EVENTUALY SKOR'D...EVEN IF THAT MEANT THEY HAD TO ADOPT A SLIGHTLY HOMOSEXUAL IMAGE (COUGH....CHEEKFREEK....SNEEZE). A COMMUNITY WHERE YOU COULD BE FRUITY, SWEET, AND ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED YET STILL MANAGE TO MISTAKE JESUS' RECTAL CAVITY FOR A BAG OF "FUN DIP." A COMMUNITY THAT NEEDN'T BE PLAGUED BY SHITPIPES OR CREWS. A PLACE WHERE FLOWERS SMELLED LIKE ROTTEN VAGINA...AND ROTTEN VAGINA'S SMELLED LIKE LEXI.
THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS COME TRUE (TOO FAST) ONLY TO FADE (EVEN FASTER) IN THE FASHION OF SCRATTS RECEEDING HAIRLINE.
I WILL BOLDLY AND OPENLY (IN THE MOST NON-HOMOSEXUALLY LACKING WAY POSSIBLE) ADMIT THAT I TOO INDULGED IN THE SOUR GUMMY WORMED MALT BALLED WORLD OF CK.NET. AND THOUGH I NEVER HAD THE CHANGE TO PLUNGE MY TONGUE INTO JADE'S PEACH RING, I DID SINK MY TEETH (AND COCK) INTO A PEANUT BUTTERCUP.
MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, FOLKS......THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN TWIST, SHOUT, MAKE TWEEK JOKES, AND HAVE THE RESIDENT "BITTER" GUY ACT LIKE HE'S NAMED AFTER SOME HOCKEY PLAYER (FROM THE ANAHEIM MIGHTY DUCKS)...SINCE WE ALL KNOW THAT HOCKEY PLAYERS WITH LIPS RINGS (AT ONE VERY BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME) RULED THE WORLD.
SO...WELCOME....TAKE A LOOK...AND FEEL FREE TO PRANCE ABOUT...FOR TODAY, MY SEXUALLY CONFUSED EMO GENERATION, YOU CAN EXPERIENCE FOR YOURSELVES THE PURE POWER (NO CUTTER) THAT IS CANDYKIDS.NET/COM/SPC
RETURN TO INNOCENCE....LIKE A KID (BEING MOLESTED BY BIG GAY STEVE) IN A CANDY STORE
AND BLAME THEM WILD EYES ON THE CAFFEINE RUSH....BECAUSE NOBODY HERE DOES DRUGS....WEED ISNT A DRUG....PFFFFT K??? K ISN'T A DRUG, ITS A FUCKING LETTER FOR CHRIST SAKES. -----A LETTER IT IS....THE 7TH LETTER (TO BE EXACT) IN THE PHRASE "IM DRUNKER THAN NICOLE WAS WHEN SHE BANGED WOODY"
OH AND YES....THE LOT OF YOU HAVE ONLY TRIED TWEEK ONCE...AND ONLY ONCE (A WEEK THEREAFTER)
===0 MANAZO/ARSHAUN/IMSTILLHUNGRY3/THE "REASON" A HEFTY PORTION OF STOPPED POSTING.....PFFFFT *AS* *IF*
SPC....SHITPIPE WISHES AND PICKLE JUICE DREAMS
My response:
That was an exhibition of of magnificent genius, gaining nothing less than my utter satisfaction of the metaphorical and might I add, quite biblical portrayal of what was once such a place of rampant homosexual candy clusterfistfucking joyous good times and mixed emotions.
I extend my congratulations for yet another great feat unsurpassed in the world of today's modern day message boards where 10 login names for one site and being the moderator just isn't enough.
May Romper Stomper get Stomped and prom dressed-not comped for anything more than a burger fries and some exhause intake. Fuck it, just buy yourself a shake.
I will leave you with the CK.net orginal Manazo's famous words from over 1 and 1/2 years ago, and I quote: "CK.net is like crack..."
Respectfully Submitted,
d.
PS: could CK.net deppreciate any further?
SPC...pickin' locks with our cocks
d.
Oh, I'm moving soon.