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[dorian_the_gray]

Apparently even as an actor in a repertory theatre, you still get fucking fan emails from silly little girls who cannot spel

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[epithet_]

Wednesday the... that's next week, right? Wow, they really aren't leaving us much time between one show and another, are they? How'd they get your email address anyway?

[dorian_the_gray]

They never do leave much time. Otherwise the theatre loses too much money and all the actors don't get paychecks.

It might be because my email is pretty obvious. It's just my name at a doman I shall not utter here, for fear of more moronic fangirls.

Either that or they bribed Shawn. He'll tell anyone anything for a Bismarck.

[epithet_]

You're right, they could already know your lj... and they could find me from here! Huh. *disappears*

[dorian_the_gray]

It's friends only. You remain safe.

[epithet_]

Glad of it.

[seminalsemiotic]

Who will I send my first obnoxious fan mail to? Ry or Dorian? I can't decide! OH NOES!!

[epithet_]

Save it, minx. I think I would come back to your house just to make you eat it if you sent any to me.

[seminalsemiotic]

Maybe I'll just send you edible underwear instead, then.

[epithet_]

*waggles eyebrows* That could work. Hah, I so have better fangirls than Dorian here.

[dorian_the_gray]

Read below, Laertes.

[epithet_]

I'm still the one getting the undies. *shines*

[dorian_the_gray]

Only because you're going to make her eat them.

[epithet_]

The gift is what counts, my friend, not what is done with it afterwards.

[dorian_the_gray]

Okay then.

[dorian_the_gray]

Feel free to send it to me, Fair Juliet. I know you're not a moron and you can certainly spell. Besides, you're definitely my most beautiful fan.

Though use of perfume will cause me to stamp return to sender on the envelope.

[seminalsemiotic]

Why thank you, my dear Hamlet. Perhaps I shall *winks* And I will sure to avoid the use of any and all perfumed articles.