this entry brought to you by the Guy Who Sits in the Next Cubicle Over.

[dorenavant]

i've long ago stopped trying to gently correct his vocabulary errors, and most of the time i just tune him out, but some things are just too fucking funny to be ignored.

quote of the day from That Guy: "Well I see your point, but that's not the crust of the issue. The real crust of the issue is..."

bonus quote: "Some people consider lobster tail a real delicatessen."

*headdesk*