Based on a true story...
One day there was a girl named Ali...
She decided to go on a walk outside in the snow, BUT incase a bear popped up she needed to scare it away...so she practiced this technique called "The Claw" and if she did that when a bear came along the bear would be sure to leave for he would be scared of the human claw...
When she went outside it was VERY cold...
Along the way she found a girl named Erica. "Will you be my friend?" Ali asked.
"Sure...but first you have to give me a blow job you silly girl!" Ali was very lonley by herself so she said yes and went on with doing the dirty deed that later she realized she enjoyed!
She then found another girl named Shawnee. "Shawnee will you be my friend too?" Ali asked.
"Sure...but I only like true friends and a true friend would pack me a bowl and smoke me out." Shawnee said. Ali agreed.
Ali was so happy that she had two friends...
And the three of them lived happily every after!!!
