I was at a coffee house on Saturday/Sunday night/morning, depending on how you look at it, after seeing Shaun of the Dead. As I was drinking coffee(it's spelled that way because the caffeine kicks in at the first 'f.' Coffee was originally going to be just cofe, but that damn caffeine kicked in) before bed, a night cap really, slightly cheaper than beer but more expensive than soda from the local 7-11(think QuikeMart for those who don't know what I'm talking about).
When lo and behold this woman walks down the stairs. She had the biggest ass known to man. Here is an illustration to show you what I mean…
Adding to this, she also had a tail.
I wanted to laugh, but felt that it would be rude to do so in such a public place, with a bunch of strung out caffeine-a-holics.