So, I've just found possible the best example of the difference between science and SCIENCE!!!
Science is someone finding out that the colony collapse is
probably caused by a virus SCIENCE!!!! is some guy discovering that when you expose it to the right radio frequencies, you can
burn salt water for fuel.
Yep. That's right. You can burn water.
Of course, this means all those wacky super-villain plots just got more plausible.
"WITH MEIN RADIO-KONTROLLER, I SHALL BURN ZE OCEANS!"