Wait...we do what for a living?

[dorchadas]

So today, as I was leaving the paper, I saw the new copies of Group Scoop, our very own in-house magazine (i.e., corporate propaganda). Featured prominently on the cover were the words, "less pages, more content."

Less pages.

Less pages?!!?

Dear gods. I work at a fucking newspaper. You'd think they could get something like that right.