ON YOUR KNEES, BOY.

[doratheauror]

IF YOU WANT TO KISS THE SKY, YOU'D BETTER LEARN HOW TO KNEEL.

BECAUSE I AM NYMPHA-FUCKING-DORA TONKS. I KICK IT OLD SCHOOL HUFFLEPUFF, THE WAY IT'S MEANT TO BE PLAYED.

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY SON? OR MY NOBLE PRAT OF A HUSBAND? THEY SEEM TO HAVE GONE MISSING.

LUNA SUSPECTS NARGLES.

WHAT THE FUCK'S A NARGLE IS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

Comments

[sxcpotionmaster]

THE LAST TIME I SAW YOUR SON WAS WHEN HE WAS HANGING OFF MY ARM IN THE FORM OF A HANDBAG.
QUITE USEFUL, REALLY.

/SNAPE
OMFG BEST FREAKING LAYOUT EVER!
WHERE DID YOU GET IT?

[doratheauror]

/TONKS

SENT YOU A MSG, BB.

[doratheauror]

HE'S NOT QUITE THAT ADVANCED.
NOW IF YOU TURNED HIM INTO A HANDBAG, THAT'S SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY...

YOU DO REMEMBER MY JOB IS TO CATCH EVIL WIZARDS?

/TONKS

SOMETHING IS SRSLY FUCKED UP WITH MY KEYBOARD.

[sxcpotionmaster]

I MAY HAVE MUTTERED SOME CURSES IN HIS DIRECTION JUST TO SEE IF HE WAS PREPARED, BUT THEY MAY HAVE MISSED, IDK IDK.

/SNAPE
LULZ MY KEYBOARD IS ALWAYS SCREWED UP, I HAVE TO PRESS SO HARD TO TYPE

[doratheauror]

YOU'D BETTER TURN HIM BACK, BITCH. NOW YOU KNOW THAT HARRY AND MAD-EYE ARE BOTH LIKE, HEAD OF THE AUROR DEPARTMENT, AND THERE ARE A LOT OF GANGSTA ASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP FOR FUCKING WITH TEDDY.

/TONKS SO IS MINE. IT IS A MAC BOOK PRO LAPTOP KEYBOARD TOO SO GETTING UNDER IT TO CLEAN IT IS OF THE SUCK.

I HAVE AN APPLE EXTERNAL KEYBOARD I COULD HOOK UP BUT THAT IS SO MUCH WORK.

[sxcpotionmaster]

POTTERS GOT HIS OWN CHILDREN TO LOOK AFTER, AND MAD EYES BUSY THINKING THE BOILED EGG I PUT IN HIS IN TRAY IS A BASALISK EGG.

/SNAPE
OMG I WANT A MACBOOK FOR MY BIRTHDAY. SO BADLY.