what the fuck

Jun 29, 2005 11:08

ok seriously
i know its been a while.
since i last updated.
last night was the most fucked up night of my life.

i was minding my own god damn business, doing a little swimming, a little sliding.
you know...jet stuff
and all of a sudden, i see everyone running, and i was all like "wtf??" and drew hopped the fence and yelled cops so everyone just started running in different crazy directions. i think i almost fell back in the pool.
i got all my shit and put it in my bag, and threw up the peace fingers and dipped out.
i ran out of the fence and saw drew and jen and casey and halli running into the woods, and i figured that would be a better idea than running down the lit up street like team b, which i will get too momentarily.
so myself, drew, casey, halli and jen run into the "woods", which ended up to be a pathway that we found that led into a neck-deep ditch filled with stagnant water. it was so awesome, i was about to start working on my tan. but we swam across that and got back up on some dry land hidden behind some bushes, and waited about 5 minutes before i heard eric screaming from on top of the roof of the Y. ( i beleive thats the first time i mentioned where we were, we were at the YWCA)
eric was like "they are over there!" and then i heard "CLANKIDY CLANK CLANK" and eric jumped off the roof, climbed a fence, and ran away.
after sitting in this god damn bo bo ass bambi forrest for like 45 minutes it started raining hardcore and cops where all looking everywhere with their stupid flashlights and shit. i finally decided to go get caseys car and pick up everyone, so i snuck down to where the cars were parked, and sure enough, rollers where parked behind the vehicles, and they chased me back into the woods.

and if you want to think about how god damn funny it was, i was wearing my wet ass chucks and a black pair of umbros that had the biggest hole in the ass because some bushes fucked me up or something. and i was singing to myself as the police screamed at me to GET BACK HERE BLAH BLAH BLAH.

anyways, so back to bambi forrest where we sat in complete silence for another hour. then, another cop rolls up, and guess what i heard.
a dog.
yeah thats right the glynn county k-9 unit.
and we fucked them over too.
who else can say they outran a fucking k-9 unit.
so everything calms down, and i make another run for the car to pick up everyone.
the car is good so get in and drive back to the Y and everyone gets in and we finally made it back to the mexican civic.
then i remembered we still had about 6 people to look for, so we decided to go to ryans and get another vehicle and come back.
but we got to ryans and everyone else was there.
no one got caught, fuck the police, stephen got the t-virus and i think i developed sickle cell...

and then, after i almost had a heart attack.
i had to "go take care of some business" and god dammit was i fucking pissed
right up untill i saw you, i was ready to fight.
but you know how you do. and i really hope you start to feel better sweetheart, i can't have you sick.
i love you.

thanks for reading.
fuck the k-9
peace
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