I finded a jokee... teeeheeespacejuniorMay 8 2004, 09:43:32 UTC
A man is at the first green of the golf course when another man approaches. He askes the first guy if he may join his game as his original partner has not shown up. "Sure the guy replies." And they start to tee off.
Trying to make conversation, the second guys says to the first, "So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hitman" the guy replies.
"No way." Says the second guy.
So to prove it, the "hitman" reaches into his golfing bag and pulls out a sniper rifle with telescopic sight.
"Wow" says the first guy. "I bet I could see my house from this course if I looked through there. Can I give it a try?" The hitman hands him the gun and sure enough, the guy can see his house from that first green.
"Hey look," He says. "I can see my wife... and my neighbour. And they're naked!" The guy is very angry. He asks the hitman, "what are your rates for being a hitman?"
"Well," says the hitman. "I charge $1000 for everytime I pull the trigger."
"Ok, well, my wife never shuts up, all she does is talk, so I want you to shoot her in the mouth. And my neighbour... shoot his cock off."
The hitman agrees and takes aim into the bedroom window. The hitman seems to be taking his time. So the man asks him, "whats taking you so long? Just shoot them!"
"Well mate," says the hitman, "if you hang on for a second, I can save you a grand."
Trying to make conversation, the second guys says to the first, "So, what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a hitman" the guy replies.
"No way." Says the second guy.
So to prove it, the "hitman" reaches into his golfing bag and pulls out a sniper rifle with telescopic sight.
"Wow" says the first guy. "I bet I could see my house from this course if I looked through there. Can I give it a try?"
The hitman hands him the gun and sure enough, the guy can see his house from that first green.
"Hey look," He says. "I can see my wife... and my neighbour. And they're naked!" The guy is very angry. He asks the hitman, "what are your rates for being a hitman?"
"Well," says the hitman. "I charge $1000 for everytime I pull the trigger."
"Ok, well, my wife never shuts up, all she does is talk, so I want you to shoot her in the mouth. And my neighbour... shoot his cock off."
The hitman agrees and takes aim into the bedroom window. The hitman seems to be taking his time. So the man asks him, "whats taking you so long? Just shoot them!"
"Well mate," says the hitman, "if you hang on for a second, I can save you a grand."
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