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Last night, I created something so sturdy, so strong, so irresistably delicious, that only a Hurley bat could bring it to its respective knees. I made a building of spaghetti and gum drops! I first submitted it to vigorous side to side movement. That didn't work. I then submitted it to vigorous front to back movement. That didn't work. I made it go surfing on the air. That didn't work. The parents and I all got together and submitted it to back-forth-side-side-surfinnnnnnnnn' shaking. That didn't work. So I decided that there were only three ways to destroy my building. The first of my Apocolyptic Tests was a meteor impact through my building. *CRASH*. Next was a UFO crash into the side of my building. *SKWACK*. The final test was very difficult. I decided to put my buildig through an alien disintegration ray. Seeing as how I could not find any alien disintegration rays for this test, I used the flat side of the Hurley bat and repeatedly smashed the building until only tiny bits were still standing.
That was my science project. I do science.
So, I just got a call from the Marines. They wanted to know if I sent in a little piece of paper. I said that I did because I wanted more information. The "nice" man on the phone wanted to see if I qualified for the Marines. He wanted to ask me some questions. So, I thought, "Oh what the hell. It can't hurt if I see if I qualify". So he asked me some questions and I answered to the best of my ability. He asked me what high school I graduated from. I said that I hadn't graduated yet and that I will be a senor next year. He asked me what high school I go to. I said City of Angels. He asked me if I had ever been in trouble with the law. I told him all I could. He asked me if I ever went to the hospital for anything. I told him I went for being sick a few times and then just physicals and breaking my toe my thumb and my colar bone with a busted face. He said 'Ouch'. He asked me who got me interested. I said that I wasn't really devoted to it yet and that I want to see if I can have a regular life first. He asked if I had any friends interested. I said 'yeh', but it was also a last resort plan for them. He asked me where I live. I said Tujunga. He said 'WOW! We are in Glendale.' I said 'oh okay'. He asked me why I made such a commute to school. I explained to him that I went to the COA office that was right down the street from me. He then thanked me for my time and gave me his contact number. We then hung up our seperate telephones and went about our lives.
That was my science project. I do science.
So, I just got a call from the Marines. They wanted to know if I sent in a little piece of paper. I said that I did because I wanted more information. The "nice" man on the phone wanted to see if I qualified for the Marines. He wanted to ask me some questions. So, I thought, "Oh what the hell. It can't hurt if I see if I qualify". So he asked me some questions and I answered to the best of my ability. He asked me what high school I graduated from. I said that I hadn't graduated yet and that I will be a senor next year. He asked me what high school I go to. I said City of Angels. He asked me if I had ever been in trouble with the law. I told him all I could. He asked me if I ever went to the hospital for anything. I told him I went for being sick a few times and then just physicals and breaking my toe my thumb and my colar bone with a busted face. He said 'Ouch'. He asked me who got me interested. I said that I wasn't really devoted to it yet and that I want to see if I can have a regular life first. He asked if I had any friends interested. I said 'yeh', but it was also a last resort plan for them. He asked me where I live. I said Tujunga. He said 'WOW! We are in Glendale.' I said 'oh okay'. He asked me why I made such a commute to school. I explained to him that I went to the COA office that was right down the street from me. He then thanked me for my time and gave me his contact number. We then hung up our seperate telephones and went about our lives.