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I am at my mom's right now. I stayed home sick with a bad case of allergies... I'm getting better. At least I'm not breathing heavily light yesterday. Eh... yesterday was pretty boring. I got a ride to school, finally. I have to walk everyday. It's like a 30 minute walk. About a mile. No big deal. Afterschool I went and saw my favourite homo-gay, Josh. We first went to 7/11 so I could get a lighter. But the bitch there said I needed an ID to purchase a lighter. Ahem, I am never asked for an ID to purchase a lighter. That's ridiculous. So, we just went to his dad's house. We ate chips and burritos and shit, and drank a little wine. It was the shittiest wine in the world, omg. Later, we went into his new room. He's moving into his dad's room so I helped him bring in some of his shit from his car. Pretty soon, the doorbell ring. This was the highlight of the day. MORMONS CAME TO THE DOOR. I was laughing so hard at some of the things he told the Mormons. They brought up something about Joseph Smith and a vision he saw or something and Josh was like "Oh yeah! I had something like that happen to me..." "Oh yeah?" "Yeah! When I was STONED!!" And the Mormons had a scared look on their face and they said "Was it in your head or did you feel it?" "No, no. It was all in my head." And he started arguing about their religion and shit. And how they had things against homosexuality. It was so great; Josh is so great. Josh was being so fucking sarcastic, I loved it. I lit up a cigarette behind the door and blew smoke through the cracks. When they left Josh was like, "Oh, and I'm NOT going straight" and slammed the door. Then I reopened the door and moaned at them. We went into his room and layed down and we were thinking about other things we should have done to them. I was like "We should've abducted them and used them for our sexual pleasures" and Josh was like "That would've been hot." I also told him that he should have hit on them. "So... you're straight? You like the PUSSY??" I don't think I'm gonna go into detail of what Josh and me did in his bed. Fine, we made out a lot. Pretty soon we tried to fix his dad's retarded computer. No success there. His dad came home. He's pretty awesome. Then Josh took me home. I felt sicker and sicker later in the day. I watched "The Swan"... and Josh called me. We talked about jobs and whatnot then I had to get off because my dad got a phonecall from my Uncle Fred (who lives in Alaska), who is coming up this Sunday. I went to bed after watching "The Swan". Dude, there was a chick on it from Victorville! That was weird... Anyways. Wednesday I'm gonna go with my mom to see the councellor at Granite. And Thursday at Starbuck's there's a job fair. I want money... I want to get my life together and actually make mature decisions... Me getting stoned with Nikki and Patty isn't the smartest thing, but I guess it was there. Eh, people do things. Whatever. It'd be nice to see me with a job... and it'd be nice to have my OWN money to spend... Instead of having to mooch money off of Taylor every single day. Well, Coral bought me lunch today. I love her dearly. And on Wednesday I'm supposed to hang out with Ashely. We might go see Shrek 2. So, I wanna get a hold of Justin to see if he wants to come with us. Ummm, a date. :-) BLEH. I need water. Later, y'all.