Sep 07, 2010 07:03
Is no one tired of Katy Perry's hard-edged, clunky pop music yet? Does no one realize that the beats are plodding and heavy and not fun? Does no one feel that it's a bit surreal that she can't sing and tries to hard to craft a fun, quirky look and writes unimaginative music and yet sends song after song after song to the top of the charts?
The fact that this woman gets to marry Russell Brand, whose memoir I found to be a marvel of cockney slang and metaphor, is just a crime against bizarre and artistic girls everywhere.