I hate you
Dear New Orleans drivers,
Please refrain from running stop signs and hitting people on bicycles, especially when that person is me. Also, if you do hit a cyclist, please do not try to escape from the scene as fast as possible, especially when I can't memorize your license plate before you do.
Note to self: Wear steel-toed boots when biking to ensure maximum infliction of damage to the vehicles of reckless drivers who run over you.
Please refrain from running stop signs and hitting people on bicycles, especially when that person is me. Also, if you do hit a cyclist, please do not try to escape from the scene as fast as possible, especially when I can't memorize your license plate before you do.
Note to self: Wear steel-toed boots when biking to ensure maximum infliction of damage to the vehicles of reckless drivers who run over you.