suspend my disbelief
Ok, so, that was just too easy. Monica getting turned into a greasy spot on the pavement by a bus, I mean. Too fucking easy. What a cop out, jesus. And Larry Hagman instructing Christian and his wife to fuck in front of him? Brooke Shields getting "property of Christian Troy" tattooed on her ass? But man, what a way to drop the suspense, and with something so fucking unlikely. And why didn't Sean just tell Julia that the babysitter got smashed into by a bus earlier that day? Why does he leave her wondering why they got stood up when they needed Monica to babysit?
I'll give them this much: I still feel shook up from the shock of the bus accident. I didn't see that coming at all.