Penis
OMFG! So I was well aware that a bunch of straight 20 yo males were coming over for drinks. I conveniently went to a mates for a few hours. Upon my return I am made well aware of the fact that they are pretty much wasted. What I didnt need to see though was this.
Walking up the hallway, I notice something in the toilet, then I realise it is one of the said boys, who I actually know. He calls me back to talk to him, and although I remind him that he is sitting on the toilet, he insists. He asks me for a word, any word, the first of which comes to mind is of course penis seen as I have been unwillingly exposed to such things. Instead I respond with planet. He asks me to turn the light on, which I do, and leave.
My god I am going to have nightmares!
P.S. Dannii, you are more than welcome to the penises, after tonight I most certainly do not want to sprout wings!
Walking up the hallway, I notice something in the toilet, then I realise it is one of the said boys, who I actually know. He calls me back to talk to him, and although I remind him that he is sitting on the toilet, he insists. He asks me for a word, any word, the first of which comes to mind is of course penis seen as I have been unwillingly exposed to such things. Instead I respond with planet. He asks me to turn the light on, which I do, and leave.
My god I am going to have nightmares!
P.S. Dannii, you are more than welcome to the penises, after tonight I most certainly do not want to sprout wings!