stolen from imyerjoeyramone
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1)My uncle once: showed up at my house wearing bike shorts. I nearly hosed him, I despise bike shorts!
2)Never in my life: have I been surrounded by as such fabulous people as those that are surrounding me now.
3)When I was five: I had a crush on my grade 6 buddy michelle. I can still picture her face!
4)High School was: something I will never forget seen as I was still there when I got sick.
5)I will never forget: seeing my father cry from worry about me.
6)I once met: Rachel Griffiths at her short film premiere of ROUNDABOUT. It was an amazing film. She is supremely hot, and has one of THE best stomachs in show business. I also met Magda that day, she's a legend. Oh and Jeff Kennett, Damian Walshe-Howling. Not bad for one day.
7)There’s this guy/girl I know who: is going to transition to become a woman.
8)Once, at a bar: I got into a fight with a 6 foot tall guy because he was harrassing one of my friends.
9)By noon I’m usually: attempting to wake up.
10)Last night: I went to Jambo's and watched All Saints and Tru Calling. I also came home early and went to bed early cos I had a headache.
11)If I had only: a day left to live... I would write people letters telling them exactly how I felt, good or bad.
12)Next time I go to church: will hopefully be for something other than a funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: is a wanker?? I dont even know who he is.
14)What worries me most: is the amount of negativity in the world.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: my cat in the laundry eating her food.
16)When I turn my head right I see: my kitchen
17)You know I’m lying when: I tell you I am, otherwise you generally cant tell.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: my childhood and the innocence I once had.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare : I'd be one of the ones that has more importance than most people recognise, but is quite complicated. Sort of like Mercutio.
20) By this time, next year: I will be able to go where I want, when I want.
21) A better name for me would be: nonexistent, I am who I am, I like my name, and have no desire to change it.
22) I have a hard time understanding: pythagora's theorum. Thank god I never have to worry about it again!
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: just to the best I can.
24) You know I like you if: I tease you, and give you a nickname.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents for supporting me for so long.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens &: Einstein: What about them?
27) Take my advice, never: touch the top of the griller with your hand, it hurts like all fuck.
28) My ideal breakfast is: one I dont have to make.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: the ones I make up in my head.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you stay for a few days and check out the beautiful surroundings.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are all: different, so I dont really understand the question.
32) Why won’t anyone: understand that aliens do exist and that they aren't here to hurt us.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: expect me to be awake before you.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: It would take some sort of disaster to make me stop my wedding if I ever was to get married,
35) The world could do without: war and the leaders that encourage it.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to you whine about how hard your life is.
37) My favorite blonds are: ANDY!!!
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: a lot of things..
39) If I do anything well its: Live my own life
40) And by the way: dont ever think you'll know everything about me.... I keep way too much to myself!
1)My uncle once: showed up at my house wearing bike shorts. I nearly hosed him, I despise bike shorts!
2)Never in my life: have I been surrounded by as such fabulous people as those that are surrounding me now.
3)When I was five: I had a crush on my grade 6 buddy michelle. I can still picture her face!
4)High School was: something I will never forget seen as I was still there when I got sick.
5)I will never forget: seeing my father cry from worry about me.
6)I once met: Rachel Griffiths at her short film premiere of ROUNDABOUT. It was an amazing film. She is supremely hot, and has one of THE best stomachs in show business. I also met Magda that day, she's a legend. Oh and Jeff Kennett, Damian Walshe-Howling. Not bad for one day.
7)There’s this guy/girl I know who: is going to transition to become a woman.
8)Once, at a bar: I got into a fight with a 6 foot tall guy because he was harrassing one of my friends.
9)By noon I’m usually: attempting to wake up.
10)Last night: I went to Jambo's and watched All Saints and Tru Calling. I also came home early and went to bed early cos I had a headache.
11)If I had only: a day left to live... I would write people letters telling them exactly how I felt, good or bad.
12)Next time I go to church: will hopefully be for something other than a funeral.
13)Terry Schiavo: is a wanker?? I dont even know who he is.
14)What worries me most: is the amount of negativity in the world.
15)When I turn my head left, I see: my cat in the laundry eating her food.
16)When I turn my head right I see: my kitchen
17)You know I’m lying when: I tell you I am, otherwise you generally cant tell.
18)You know what I miss most about the eighties: my childhood and the innocence I once had.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare : I'd be one of the ones that has more importance than most people recognise, but is quite complicated. Sort of like Mercutio.
20) By this time, next year: I will be able to go where I want, when I want.
21) A better name for me would be: nonexistent, I am who I am, I like my name, and have no desire to change it.
22) I have a hard time understanding: pythagora's theorum. Thank god I never have to worry about it again!
23) If I ever go back to school I’ll: just to the best I can.
24) You know I like you if: I tease you, and give you a nickname.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: my parents for supporting me for so long.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens &: Einstein: What about them?
27) Take my advice, never: touch the top of the griller with your hand, it hurts like all fuck.
28) My ideal breakfast is: one I dont have to make.
29) A song I love, but do not have is: the ones I make up in my head.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you stay for a few days and check out the beautiful surroundings.
31) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars are all: different, so I dont really understand the question.
32) Why won’t anyone: understand that aliens do exist and that they aren't here to hurt us.
33) If you spend the night at my house, don’t: expect me to be awake before you.
34) I’d stop my wedding for: It would take some sort of disaster to make me stop my wedding if I ever was to get married,
35) The world could do without: war and the leaders that encourage it.
36) I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: listen to you whine about how hard your life is.
37) My favorite blonds are: ANDY!!!
38) PAPER CLIPS are more useful than: a lot of things..
39) If I do anything well its: Live my own life
40) And by the way: dont ever think you'll know everything about me.... I keep way too much to myself!