'Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors ass...'
You guys like the most embarrasing thing happened to me yesterday!!!! Like our houe is next to this other one but the side that we face has no windows. So to keep the house cool ma always leaves the bathroom blonds open and to window open too. So I'm all gettin' ready to take a shower and all of a sudden I have this urge to look out the window....SONOVABITCH!!! There is one of the guys just staring at my chestel section!!! I freaked and ducked down real fast like I was being shot at. So I played it cool and just pretended that I didn't see him and continued my business...on my knees! GOD I didn't mean it. I just gave someone a topless show! Walk it off, walk it off.