Mar 10, 2005 20:18
You know I was watching the worlds strongest man the other day (big fan of espn...funny though I'm a girl, I guess the apocalypse is upon us) But that shit is some crazy stuff. Everyone on there is of viking decent and the other .5% is everyone else. They just lift things up and yell real loud.
I think I am going to send a letter to espn and give them some new ideas.
First new idea...they should have first blood fighting, but the twist is you have to use non-sharp objects i.e. a piece of lint, a hair brush, a sweaty gym sock, abc gum...you know stuff like that.
Second new idea is Polar Strongest Man. Theay all go out onto the tundra and the competators are wearing granny panties. Who ever can survive throught the night goes on the the next compitition.
And last but certianly the least, watermelon seed spitting...in a vat of pure battery acid...How totally cool would that be! SO COOL!!!