... and all I got was this crazy awesome birthday cake.
Seriously, this is the most adorable and amazing thing I've ever had the pleasure of devouring:
Best comment of the night: "It's like in Hitchhiker's Guide, when they all got turned into yarn dolls!" Infinite improbability TARDIS for the win.
TARDIS cake not to scale, obvs.
Ten wonders how difficult it will be to locate his sonic screwdriver under all that frosting.
Keep it G-rated, boys; people are going to eat that TARDIS.
Thank you, mad supergenius cake artisans! (You know who you are.)