mission completed, sir!
1. "I'll be in my bunk. "
2. "Well my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
3. "Look, you got a little stabbed the other day. That's bound to make anyone a mite ornery."
4. "Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots."
5. "Now you only gotta scare him."
"Pain is scary."
6. "Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
7. "My god -- you're like a trained ape. Without the training."
8. "Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell."
9. "I never back down from a fight."
"Yes, you do! You do all the time!"
10. "Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?"
"Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."
11. "The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems."
12. "Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction."
"We live in a space ship, dear."
"So?"
13. "I guess the news that we're all gonna be purple and bloated and fetal in a few hours has made me little snippy."
14. " 'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy... Today we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.' "
15. "We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die. Huh? Look at that chiseled jaw."
16. "Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?"
"Big damn heroes, sir."
17. "Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?"
"Wacky fun."
18. "You folks are all insane."
"Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood."
19. "We're deep in space, corner of No and Where."
20. "Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity."
21. "I know it's a difficult mission... but you and I... have to get it on."
22. "You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome."