Catch Them Zzz's...
[OMG 777]
I got about a total of 6 hours of sleep last weekend in Vegas. Will I do the same again this weekend? You better believe it.
[The One to Stop Me...]
I have to admit, all this partying, is starting to take a toll. I mean I do in fact see the end of the line, and I don't mean like, I know eventually it's going to end, I mean, I do in fact see it. Like in about 2 years or so, most likely because I knocked some girl up - holy smokes I'm just kidding.
[Actually...]
Last night while enjoying merriment amongst my second family, big bro Jay asked when I was going to bring a girl around. I told him about 2 years. "Two years? That's too long!" he clamored. "Fine, gimmie a year." I told him. Ok so I'm taking bids for arm candy to bring to pseudo family outings. Any takers? Must be hot, funny and charming. Or ya know, a female me. ZING! Kk I kid, I kid. Easy peasy. No really, I'm not too into the finding the one thing ya know? The last time I thought I found her she came from outta nowhere, so I'm guessing round two will be the same, when I least expect it. Aww, I wonder how she's doin? She prolly thinks I'm crazy. Ya know what? She's right.
[I'm Such a Sucker]
Laughing babies. Gets me every time.