01 action/video (new bark town)

[doorjammer]

[Seven, mountain of a man that he is, is holding an angry magby up by its tail.]

This little thing's supposed to be a monster? Really? How am I supposed to fight with this thing?

[The magby swings towards him and Seven pushes it back without much effort. The magby swings at him again. Seven pushes it back again. Rinse repeat

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voice;

[cynicizing]

[....

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Why now? Couldn't they at least given them some more time to adjust to Snake?

Damn it.]

... What the hell kind of name is 'Pipe?'

video;

[doorjammer]

[trying to connect that voice with a name... now loading...]

Santa? Is that you?

voice;

[cynicizing]

[Still sticking to voice because he really doesn't want Seven to be able to see him and read his expression. :|; Seeing him is awkward enough.]

No, it's the fucking tooth fairy! Geez, who else would it be?

voice;

[doorjammer]

[fine. let's do it your way, Santa. You used to be such a sweet kid only not really...]

Who else is here?

voice;

[cynicizing]

[... He used to be less of a jerk, at least...?]

Junpei, Snake, and my sister. Junpei and I've been here for two and a half months, Akane two, and Snake just arrived recently. You'll probably run into him soon enough.

[... Damn it, he's going to be all calm like Snake, isn't he. Geez, why aren't any of them yelling at him?]

voice;

[doorjammer]

[... right. There's that.]

What about Lotus and Clover?

[... It's kind of pointless right now. Wait until Lotus appears.]

voice;

[cynicizing]

Ain't here, unless they've been quiet about that, but knowing them...

[... oh god. RUNNING AWAY, DO NOT CARE ABOUT HIS AND JUNE'S NEWFOUND DECISION-]

voice;

[doorjammer]

[Laughing loudly at the idea of a quiet Lotus and Clover. Mostly Lotus.]

That'll never happen.

voice; [1/2]

[cynicizing]

Exactly. And that's how we know they ain't here.

[... Also-]

voice; [2/2]

[cynicizing]

-And why the hell are you so freakin' calm about this, anyway!?

voice;

[doorjammer]

We're out of the ship. Everyone's alive. Got some of my memories back.

You're a smart kid. You know that woman's too young to be my mother.

voice;

[cynicizing]

I'm not talking about her! Geez, did you all get Stockholm syndrome or some kind of shit?

voice; 1/2

[doorjammer]

But she's very--

voice; 2/2

[doorjammer]

[*cough cough* back to the main topic]

Can't really do anything about that here, it being a different world and all.

voice;

[cynicizing]

So you're not even angry? Geez, what the hell is wrong with all of you?

voice;

[doorjammer]

I'm angry!

I just don't know how much!