Please Make a Beverage Selection - Dispensor's verses
[Canon]- Dispensor as he is now, and vaguely following the plot of Michael Bay's live-action films. With the Nexus and its craziness thrown in, of course. Currently dating Seth (sonofawar), and occasionally works with the Cybertronian bounty hunter Lockdown.
[Hunters]- Dispensor as he could be. The Autobots revealed the existance of Transformers to the humans, which eventually led to a schism in the warehousers/Infiltrators after Applecarver was collateral damage in an Autobot/Decepticon battle. Dispensor himself left to make a home in the Nexus, and took a permanent job with Lockdown.
[Primus]- Dispensor is the reincarnation of Primus, the Cybertronian equivalent of God. Bow and worship before His refreshing selection of beverages, and beware, lest you incur His fearsome fizzy divine wrath! Or his fizzy divine cuddles, in Seth's case. This is total crack inspired by wild mass guessing in the Transformer fandom, and is only going to be used for silly fun.
[Hunters]- Dispensor as he could be. The Autobots revealed the existance of Transformers to the humans, which eventually led to a schism in the warehousers/Infiltrators after Applecarver was collateral damage in an Autobot/Decepticon battle. Dispensor himself left to make a home in the Nexus, and took a permanent job with Lockdown.
[Primus]- Dispensor is the reincarnation of Primus, the Cybertronian equivalent of God. Bow and worship before His refreshing selection of beverages, and beware, lest you incur His fearsome fizzy divine wrath! Or his fizzy divine cuddles, in Seth's case. This is total crack inspired by wild mass guessing in the Transformer fandom, and is only going to be used for silly fun.