Why you gotta hurt me like this, BlazBlue

[doomlimit]

You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with '...hm'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'regular ragna vs. unlimited hazama.....and i can't drive'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'i'm not actually supposed to win this one, huh'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'that's in the later-guilty gear territory of '20% poisoned ky vs. golden jam' level BS'
Rei Saionji (Rei) pages Chie Satonaka and Katsura Tsuruya: no, you do have to win
Rei Saionji (Rei) pages Chie Satonaka and Katsura Tsuruya: have fun
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'what'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'you're lying'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'you are deceiving me'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'these are deceits you are speaking'
Rei Saionji (Rei) pages Chie Satonaka and Katsura Tsuruya: have
Rei Saionji (Rei) pages Chie Satonaka and Katsura Tsuruya: fun
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'NO'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'NOT'
You paged Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji with 'COOL'
From afar (to Chie Satonaka and Katsura Tsuruya), Rei Saionji (Rei) throws an empty whiskey bottle against the wall
Long distance to Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji: Chie Satonaka spends six weeks carefully crafting a fine mahogany dinner table.
Long distance to Katsura Tsuruya and Rei Saionji: Chie Satonaka FLIPS THAT SHIT OVER THE HORIZON!!!!!