stolen from nneko =D
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ryoma_chan (-5000 points). In May I turned shiroro in for spitting (3 points). In March I broke niwakaame's X-Box (-12 points). Last month I set cloaked's puppy on fire (-66 points). In April I helped nunuu across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5069 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
doomfish
wtf! ... I guess it's better than nothing, right?! XD;
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September yuukihikari and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I put money in rock_dy's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-723 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
doomfish
This was the second try.. but the four following weren't any better. ;_; Maybe I really was naughty this year. ^^;
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I gave shiroro a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to meister_quitte in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Thursday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In February I put money in xxxsilverxxx's expired parking meter (14 points). In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (375 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!
Sincerely,
doomfish
aww...poor ponies.
Ok I give up now. The coolest presents I got after a few hundred tries were a Lego set, a toy train and a pony(!). X3 Now I look forward to some spankings and piles of coals and moldy sandwiches. >.>
I'm a bad person. XD