Dino-Busters!
How can I achieve such a task, you ask? How could I, a mere mortal, survive mano a mano against one of the most dangerous creatures ever to soil the earth with it's foot-print?
I present to you, the one, the only, the most heinous creation ever to come to life as a result of the disturbed imagination of Chris "The Master of Disaster" Dull.
I give you DOOMSLEDGE!
Be afraid. Be very afraid!
Choke on that, Mjöllnir!!
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