Twilight: All Kinds of Idiots
Title: All Kinds of Idiots
Author: doomedloves
Beta:
m_artsa
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward Cullen/James
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash, fluff.
Warnings: Bad language.
Summary: School nurse decides Edward needs medication. Edward disagrees.
A/N: Written for 30_kisses, the prompt was #28 Wada Calcium CD3.
Disclaimer: Edward and James belong to Stephenie Meyer and her minions. Plz no to sue?
"Can you fucking believe it?" Edward shouted, slamming the door, tossing his bag on the floor and marching to the kitchen pissed off beyond belief.
"Not before you tell me", James said, smiling reassuringly. He'd been cleaning the kitchen and now he put the cloth into the sink and and hopped onto the draining board. He studied Edward, who still seemed to be furious, and took his hand to pull the younger vampire closer.
"Breathe slowly. In and out, in and out, that's it. Now tell me", James said, caressing Edward's hair.
"The school nurse gave me these", Edward put a small bottle of pills on the board. His hand was shaking with anger.
"What in the name of fuck are these?" James growled, didn't like the fact that someone had given Edward unknown pills.
"They are supposed to make me look healthier instead of being a sick shade of yellow and white blended together like the pathetic excuse of a nurse said", Edward said, "She didn't even let me say no, she put the fucking bottle in my hand and pushed me away, telling me to take one every single day and sunbathe. Fucking sunbathe! Can you believe that?"
"Calm down, love", James said. He came down from the draining board and pulled Edward into a hug. "And yes, I can believe it. You are pale, even when compared to me, so it's not a miracle a human thinks you're anemic or something. Haven't been getting enough blood or something."
Edward chuckled and leaned his head against James' shoulder.
"Aren't you overreacting just a little bit?" James asked prudently. He didn't want to make Edward mad at him also.
"Yeah, I guess I am. Just a little bit, though. She should've listened to me", Edward pouted.
"Guess what makes me happy every single day?" James asked.
"What?"
"Actually there are two things. First of all, you being your naïve self, pouting like a kid. Second, me having grown up past teenage when I was changed. You're the same hormone driven kid always while I'm mature and wise and..."
"And pretending you believe that", Edward smiled. He leaned backwards, grabbed James' chin and kissed his lower lip quickly, in a teasing way.
"Like a child saying 'I've a secret but I'm not gonna tell it to you', that's what you are, love", James said.
And with sheer physical strength he pushed Edward against the board and kissed him almost as angrily as Edward had just minutes ago stormed in from the door. The small bottle of pills was forgotten and sure as hell Edward never even opened the entire thing.
Author: doomedloves
Beta:
m_artsa
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Edward Cullen/James
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash, fluff.
Warnings: Bad language.
Summary: School nurse decides Edward needs medication. Edward disagrees.
A/N: Written for 30_kisses, the prompt was #28 Wada Calcium CD3.
Disclaimer: Edward and James belong to Stephenie Meyer and her minions. Plz no to sue?
"Can you fucking believe it?" Edward shouted, slamming the door, tossing his bag on the floor and marching to the kitchen pissed off beyond belief.
"Not before you tell me", James said, smiling reassuringly. He'd been cleaning the kitchen and now he put the cloth into the sink and and hopped onto the draining board. He studied Edward, who still seemed to be furious, and took his hand to pull the younger vampire closer.
"Breathe slowly. In and out, in and out, that's it. Now tell me", James said, caressing Edward's hair.
"The school nurse gave me these", Edward put a small bottle of pills on the board. His hand was shaking with anger.
"What in the name of fuck are these?" James growled, didn't like the fact that someone had given Edward unknown pills.
"They are supposed to make me look healthier instead of being a sick shade of yellow and white blended together like the pathetic excuse of a nurse said", Edward said, "She didn't even let me say no, she put the fucking bottle in my hand and pushed me away, telling me to take one every single day and sunbathe. Fucking sunbathe! Can you believe that?"
"Calm down, love", James said. He came down from the draining board and pulled Edward into a hug. "And yes, I can believe it. You are pale, even when compared to me, so it's not a miracle a human thinks you're anemic or something. Haven't been getting enough blood or something."
Edward chuckled and leaned his head against James' shoulder.
"Aren't you overreacting just a little bit?" James asked prudently. He didn't want to make Edward mad at him also.
"Yeah, I guess I am. Just a little bit, though. She should've listened to me", Edward pouted.
"Guess what makes me happy every single day?" James asked.
"What?"
"Actually there are two things. First of all, you being your naïve self, pouting like a kid. Second, me having grown up past teenage when I was changed. You're the same hormone driven kid always while I'm mature and wise and..."
"And pretending you believe that", Edward smiled. He leaned backwards, grabbed James' chin and kissed his lower lip quickly, in a teasing way.
"Like a child saying 'I've a secret but I'm not gonna tell it to you', that's what you are, love", James said.
And with sheer physical strength he pushed Edward against the board and kissed him almost as angrily as Edward had just minutes ago stormed in from the door. The small bottle of pills was forgotten and sure as hell Edward never even opened the entire thing.