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doomduck

Bad Religion

Apr 05, 2007 01:34

I'm going to start my own religion ( Read more... )

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yangvalyang April 5 2007, 13:31:29 UTC

"I can wear a white robe and stand really tall - I believe those're the prerequisites to any charismatic leader (I'll find the charisma at a pawnshop). Its primary purpose will be to push people to do things that may look embarrassing, but are in fact fun."

... so you'll be a doctor in a teaching hospital?

coleoptera April 5 2007, 17:09:26 UTC

Or a researcher on a stool, reaching for things on the high shelves in the lab :)

doomduck April 5 2007, 17:30:55 UTC

Ha ha! What you don't realize, Laura, is that you are already a convert!

You just need to send me monies now. *nod nod*

~DD

coleoptera April 5 2007, 22:02:49 UTC

um, exCUSE me? I think you have the who is worshiping whom the wrong way about!

doomduck April 6 2007, 04:38:09 UTC

Didn't you read the expressed primary purpose of my religion?! To push people to do things that look silly!

*cough*DDR*cough**cough*

No one's supposed to worship me. Just do the silly things I make decrees about.

~DD

doomduck April 5 2007, 17:31:21 UTC

Only if I can throw dice at people's heads and claim I'm making an attack roll.

~DD

yangvalyang April 5 2007, 17:34:53 UTC

Right after you revive a coding patient:

Intern: "Dr. Caceres, that was amazing!"

You: "That is because I roll twenties."

doomduck April 6 2007, 04:38:32 UTC

Exactly!

I hope my attendings are as understanding as you have been.

~DD

yangvalyang April 6 2007, 04:43:12 UTC

I wanna be an attending in a teaching hospital just to make cracks like that.

Also, if I end up in surgery, I wanna be able to use the Ask A Ninja line: "Have I stolen the hearts of a few lovely ladies? Guilty... But unfortunately I was not able to return it to them before they bled to death."

I could prob. also use that in a med school or residency interview. heheheh.

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