Bad Religion
I'm going to start my own religion.
I'll start with basic commandments and work my way up to Inspiring Edicts. I can wear a white robe and stand really tall - I believe those're the prerequisites to any charismatic leader (I'll find the charisma at a pawnshop). Its primary purpose will be to push people to do things that may look embarrassing, but are in fact fun. Also, to get that tithing thing going.
Today I had many converts, though they weren't aware of it. Indeed, 5 people are buying DDR for themselves. Also, three people will be playing D&D as new players (I can't take all the credit for this one, of course). The tithing bit has shown no progress, except that every so often I leave a dollar in my pocket and pretend I "found money" when I wear it again a few weeks later.
So, my first amazing commandment (I may renumber them once I have enough):
1) Dude, can you believe that guy just did that? Well, you should because odds are good that in his situation, you'd do the same.
I like it. If you do, too, please send me the monies.
Also, I steal this from eve-prime: Dexterity 20.
~DD
I'll start with basic commandments and work my way up to Inspiring Edicts. I can wear a white robe and stand really tall - I believe those're the prerequisites to any charismatic leader (I'll find the charisma at a pawnshop). Its primary purpose will be to push people to do things that may look embarrassing, but are in fact fun. Also, to get that tithing thing going.
Today I had many converts, though they weren't aware of it. Indeed, 5 people are buying DDR for themselves. Also, three people will be playing D&D as new players (I can't take all the credit for this one, of course). The tithing bit has shown no progress, except that every so often I leave a dollar in my pocket and pretend I "found money" when I wear it again a few weeks later.
So, my first amazing commandment (I may renumber them once I have enough):
1) Dude, can you believe that guy just did that? Well, you should because odds are good that in his situation, you'd do the same.
I like it. If you do, too, please send me the monies.
Also, I steal this from eve-prime: Dexterity 20.
~DD