Salad

Dec 15, 2006 03:21

Something happened tonight, and I don't know what to tell everyone. It was tragic.

I found a salad I liked. Enjoyed, even. It tasted like lemon, but it had no lemon. I was shocked. More shocked, I bet, than you all are. But there you have it. Feta cheese, vinegar, spinach, onions, tomatoes, grapes. And voila. A salad I'll eat.

People, this is dire. I even had seconds. I'm not sure if maybe it's a disease. I bet my GI was confused as hell trying to figure out what to do with this strange green matter that was suddenly arriving unannounced.

My reality has been irrevocably changed.

~DD

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