THE END OF THE UNIVERSE IS COMING!!!!!
ok in this critical update i bring you news that the one known as Asher Lipson is going to bring about the end of all life in the universe as we know it..... ok... in the following IM to my friend Trine I state the events that will lead up to the end of all life in the universe..... at this point in the conversation i am explaining why he is calling me incessantly at 11:00 at night....
Doomdreamer22: because
Doomdreamer22: he's a psychopath
Doomdreamer22: and he deserves to be shot
Doomdreamer22: etc
waterhest: indeed
waterhest: he does
waterhest: someday he will
Doomdreamer22: yes
waterhest: we all know it
Doomdreamer22: ahhh
Doomdreamer22: *sigh*
Doomdreamer22: someday
Doomdreamer22: hopefully that will be tomorrow
waterhest: and what a day it will be
Doomdreamer22: yes
waterhest: hehe
Doomdreamer22: there will be a parade
Doomdreamer22: and confetti
Doomdreamer22: and cake
waterhest: of course
Doomdreamer22: lots of cake
Doomdreamer22: music
Doomdreamer22: dancing
waterhest: you need cake
Doomdreamer22: all that good stuff
Doomdreamer22: and then theres going to be the worlds largest pumpkin pie
waterhest: ok if you say so
Doomdreamer22: with 200 feet of whipped cream on top
waterhest: mmmmm'
Doomdreamer22: it will be 7000 yards in diameter
Doomdreamer22: 400 yards deep
waterhest: hehe, yeah
Doomdreamer22: and everyone will just swarm it and eat for years
Doomdreamer22: or until it goes bad
Doomdreamer22: then we'll eat it
Doomdreamer22: and get sick
Doomdreamer22: and die
waterhest: i like the die part
Doomdreamer22: our corpses will spread disease and plague throughout the world
Doomdreamer22: everyone will die and humans will cease to exist
waterhest: yea!!!!
waterhest: good
waterhest: heh
waterhest: i like
waterhest: much
Doomdreamer22: then
Doomdreamer22: because he's unstoppable
Doomdreamer22: lincoln will rise from his
Doomdreamer22: he will have gained magical powers
Doomdreamer22: and he will summon us all from our graves
Doomdreamer22: except asher
Doomdreamer22: and some of the other annoying peopel
Doomdreamer22: and we will be a rasce of zombies
waterhest: cool
Doomdreamer22: we will make ships that can travel through space
Doomdreamer22: and we will infect other worlds with our zombieness
waterhest: yea yea
Doomdreamer22: and after about 300 years at most the whle galaxy wil nothing but zombies
Doomdreamer22: and then it will spread to other galaxies
waterhest: indeed
waterhest: it will
Doomdreamer22: and soon the whole universe will be zombiefied
waterhest: yay
Doomdreamer22: and once the whole universe is made up of zombies
waterhest: yes??
Doomdreamer22: exactly 1 minute after that happens
Doomdreamer22: we'll all explode
Doomdreamer22: in a big shower of rotted flesh organs
Doomdreamer22: our remains will decompose
waterhest: wow
Doomdreamer22: and the whole human/ other races in the universe thing will start all over agaqin
Doomdreamer22: agai
Doomdreamer22: n
waterhest: humm
Doomdreamer22: thus creating a cause and effect that last for aeons at a time
waterhest: i guess that i good thing
Doomdreamer22: but is never the less ineveitable and unstoppable
waterhest: rigth
waterhest: right
ok.... well there it is... those of you who know Asher will put him into a coma so this doesn't happen.... those of you who don't know him will hopefully put him into a coma as well... please!!! i can't take his constant calling..... it's driving me insane!!!
Doomdreamer22: because
Doomdreamer22: he's a psychopath
Doomdreamer22: and he deserves to be shot
Doomdreamer22: etc
waterhest: indeed
waterhest: he does
waterhest: someday he will
Doomdreamer22: yes
waterhest: we all know it
Doomdreamer22: ahhh
Doomdreamer22: *sigh*
Doomdreamer22: someday
Doomdreamer22: hopefully that will be tomorrow
waterhest: and what a day it will be
Doomdreamer22: yes
waterhest: hehe
Doomdreamer22: there will be a parade
Doomdreamer22: and confetti
Doomdreamer22: and cake
waterhest: of course
Doomdreamer22: lots of cake
Doomdreamer22: music
Doomdreamer22: dancing
waterhest: you need cake
Doomdreamer22: all that good stuff
Doomdreamer22: and then theres going to be the worlds largest pumpkin pie
waterhest: ok if you say so
Doomdreamer22: with 200 feet of whipped cream on top
waterhest: mmmmm'
Doomdreamer22: it will be 7000 yards in diameter
Doomdreamer22: 400 yards deep
waterhest: hehe, yeah
Doomdreamer22: and everyone will just swarm it and eat for years
Doomdreamer22: or until it goes bad
Doomdreamer22: then we'll eat it
Doomdreamer22: and get sick
Doomdreamer22: and die
waterhest: i like the die part
Doomdreamer22: our corpses will spread disease and plague throughout the world
Doomdreamer22: everyone will die and humans will cease to exist
waterhest: yea!!!!
waterhest: good
waterhest: heh
waterhest: i like
waterhest: much
Doomdreamer22: then
Doomdreamer22: because he's unstoppable
Doomdreamer22: lincoln will rise from his
Doomdreamer22: he will have gained magical powers
Doomdreamer22: and he will summon us all from our graves
Doomdreamer22: except asher
Doomdreamer22: and some of the other annoying peopel
Doomdreamer22: and we will be a rasce of zombies
waterhest: cool
Doomdreamer22: we will make ships that can travel through space
Doomdreamer22: and we will infect other worlds with our zombieness
waterhest: yea yea
Doomdreamer22: and after about 300 years at most the whle galaxy wil nothing but zombies
Doomdreamer22: and then it will spread to other galaxies
waterhest: indeed
waterhest: it will
Doomdreamer22: and soon the whole universe will be zombiefied
waterhest: yay
Doomdreamer22: and once the whole universe is made up of zombies
waterhest: yes??
Doomdreamer22: exactly 1 minute after that happens
Doomdreamer22: we'll all explode
Doomdreamer22: in a big shower of rotted flesh organs
Doomdreamer22: our remains will decompose
waterhest: wow
Doomdreamer22: and the whole human/ other races in the universe thing will start all over agaqin
Doomdreamer22: agai
Doomdreamer22: n
waterhest: humm
Doomdreamer22: thus creating a cause and effect that last for aeons at a time
waterhest: i guess that i good thing
Doomdreamer22: but is never the less ineveitable and unstoppable
waterhest: rigth
waterhest: right
ok.... well there it is... those of you who know Asher will put him into a coma so this doesn't happen.... those of you who don't know him will hopefully put him into a coma as well... please!!! i can't take his constant calling..... it's driving me insane!!!