Jen is cranky tonight
Dear Borders,
Had you told me on Sunday that you were emailing out a 50%-off coupon for "Mockingjay" (which, incidentally, would make picking it up in-store just as cheap as preordering it), I would currently be happily reading it instead of looking forlornly at a FedEx tracking page which tells me said book is in flippin' Jersey. No love for you.
Dear Not One, But TWO People:
You two did a fantastic job of lowering my faith in humanity today. You see that vehicle you just pulled out in front of? Yeah, that was an oncoming fire truck. I sure do hope that the 5 seconds you gained by not waiting were worth the safety of someone's life or property, you self-absorbed douchecanoes. No love for you, either.
Okay, I feel better now. How about you, internet? Got any bitching to get out?
Had you told me on Sunday that you were emailing out a 50%-off coupon for "Mockingjay" (which, incidentally, would make picking it up in-store just as cheap as preordering it), I would currently be happily reading it instead of looking forlornly at a FedEx tracking page which tells me said book is in flippin' Jersey. No love for you.
Dear Not One, But TWO People:
You two did a fantastic job of lowering my faith in humanity today. You see that vehicle you just pulled out in front of? Yeah, that was an oncoming fire truck. I sure do hope that the 5 seconds you gained by not waiting were worth the safety of someone's life or property, you self-absorbed douchecanoes. No love for you, either.
Okay, I feel better now. How about you, internet? Got any bitching to get out?