Masochism Cocktail
I will never understand the American obsession with poisoning ourselves.
If I ever meet the man who decided that it would be a good idea to devolop a social gathering designed solely to exploit all the worst parts of a neurotoxin, I will punch him in the face.
Mix two parts masochism, one part sorrow, one part nausea, and two parts sexual frustration in equal proportions. Place in freezer until the inhibitions rise to the top. Skim off and discard. Serves two or more.
If I ever meet the man who decided that it would be a good idea to devolop a social gathering designed solely to exploit all the worst parts of a neurotoxin, I will punch him in the face.
Mix two parts masochism, one part sorrow, one part nausea, and two parts sexual frustration in equal proportions. Place in freezer until the inhibitions rise to the top. Skim off and discard. Serves two or more.