Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I pulled
ern502's hair (-5 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
shampoocell (-5000 points). In March I gave
raiko17 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In October I gave
wizard5007 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In June
_enjoyit and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5070 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
doom85
Considering all these dreadful things, I'm lucky to get away with just a spanking.