It's not the Sixties anymore.

[dooleyflakes]

I talked to God the other night,
On my cellular phone,
He said the drugs you're doin'
Are bad for your mind,
You oughtta leave 'em alone.

Stop listening to Pink Floyd music,
And cut and wash your hair,
It's not the Sixties anymore, Craig.
It's not the Sixties anywhere.

So I got really stoned,
And passed out on the floor,
And thought about what God had said,
Listening to my CDs of the Doors,
And the Grateful Dead.

Then I put on my headband,
My sandals and love beads,
And I went on a protest march,
My sign said bring back the Sixties, man.
'Cause this Eighties shit is way too harsh.

(instrumental break)

I saw God the other night,
On my sattelite TV screen,
I flipped the channel changer man,
But he just wouldn't let me be.

He said "Get a real job! And drive a real car!
And live in a house!
It's not the Sixties anymore Craig,
It's not even close."

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