Incompetent Professionals
Some people have an entire career they spend doing things that I do better than they do. For example, Progresso. If I reheated the soup I made Friday, it would still only take three minutes and it would be a billion times better. It turns out that this soup was consumed at a party, which I do not regret, but come on Progresso. These are the times in which I would be depending on you to have my back. I suppose tomorrow I will have to make more soup.