I have to hurry up because the battery is going to run out

[doogie_howser_]

I'm drunk.
I need to throw out some of my old shoes.
I have too many old shoes.
I have as many old shoes as kevin has coats.
that is too many.
If you put kevin and I together you would get one gay man.

I hurt myself playing golden tee golf.
I made fun of people in the past for hurting themselves playing this game.
look at me now.
I made it, ma'
I finally made it.
I'm drunk.

what a dumb post.
I'm sorry.