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Jun 24, 2005 00:56

from my french horn community:

So, three notes walk into a bar -- a G, an Eb, and a C.
The bartender looks up and says "We don't serve minors."
So the Eb leaves and the other two have a fifth between them.
After a few drinks, the G was out flat, and the experience was diminished.
Eventually, the C sobers up, sees one of his friends missing, the other
one passed out, and realizes to his horror that he's under a rest.
C was brought to trial, found guilty and convicted of contributing to the
diminishing of a minor and was sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda.

i love being a nerd.
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