v-day is nothing but a piece of ripe juicey ass
yesterday i had to work on v-day
i wasn't bitter though
i was amused by all of the men doing their last minute shopping...(this including my girlfriend)...but the part that i don't understand, is that probably 75% of these men were gay men...shouldn't they be like women planning a month in advance??? (i know sunshine would)...its very confusing...one guy told me he received about 6 dozen roses from his boyfriend that morning...he said he felt bad for him because he saw the long ass line for the roses, so he had to do something in return...my co-worker clay was pissed because all of these people were in our store and not eating out...i told him that we live in the trendiest/ gayest part of atlanta...of course they are going to whole foods for v-day...v-day is a guaranteed piece of ass for them
our new neighbor was getting some ass last night too...we think she is a lesbian...there were a rainbow assortment of daisies spread all over her front porch...that is an old trick in the lesbian handbook of getting some ass which i should be the author of
i wasn't bitter though
i was amused by all of the men doing their last minute shopping...(this including my girlfriend)...but the part that i don't understand, is that probably 75% of these men were gay men...shouldn't they be like women planning a month in advance??? (i know sunshine would)...its very confusing...one guy told me he received about 6 dozen roses from his boyfriend that morning...he said he felt bad for him because he saw the long ass line for the roses, so he had to do something in return...my co-worker clay was pissed because all of these people were in our store and not eating out...i told him that we live in the trendiest/ gayest part of atlanta...of course they are going to whole foods for v-day...v-day is a guaranteed piece of ass for them
our new neighbor was getting some ass last night too...we think she is a lesbian...there were a rainbow assortment of daisies spread all over her front porch...that is an old trick in the lesbian handbook of getting some ass which i should be the author of