...I like The Rock...

Oct 22, 2005 00:02

filmbaker: You got your tickets for Doom yet?
filmbaker: You won't want to miss out on the action.
filmbaker: And yes, I'll keep writing until I get a response.
filmbaker: I'm so excited about Doom. I love The Rock, especially in dramatic roles.
filmbaker: Plus, I totally adore Cradle 2 the Grave. Titles that have numbers subbing for words are so, so awesome.
filmbaker: Almost as awesome as firebombing Iraqis.
filmbaker: Which, well, is pretty awesome.
filmbaker: Sometimes they try to hide, like, in cars or under rubble, but, uh, well, they get incinerated anyway.
filmbaker: Kind of funny, really.
filmbaker: In a horribly burnt corpse sort of way. Imagine the stink, huh?
filmbaker: I read some soldiers burnt the bodies of two Afghani soldiers 'cause they smelled too bad. Had been sitting out in the desert head for 24 hours.
filmbaker: They set the towelheaded sumbitches aflame.
filmbaker: Said they were "bloated and stank."
filmbaker: That's pretty rad.
filmbaker: Well, uh, you've been idle for, like, twenty minutes.
filmbaker: This is ... this is a lost cause. My personal Vietnam.
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