If it ain't human, it's gotta be Sasquatch...

[doodieman]

I work in the mail-room at Frito-Lay Headquarters. Among the people that work with me is a 30-35 year old black man named Perry. He's the man. Sometimes other black people will come in and talk to him. Usually early in the morning while I am sorting the mail for the second floor. Their exchange is generally the most entertaining part of my morning

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[drocolate]

Yo, this is the RBI rap.

You got a man on third and you're at the plate,
Give the ball and swing and put her in play.
Squeeze the ball through a gap and send your man home.
Home for bacon sandwiches and strawberry scones.
The bat is an extension, like a fish has a fin.
This is the rap of the run batted in.

BOYYYYYYYYY.

[anonymous]

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