They're quite aware of what they're going through
>>What is your first name? Ryan
>>Middle name? Kaelin
>>Last name? Dubowsky
>>Nicknames? Doobs, and random varients that involve switching letters and adding various prefixes/suffixes
>>Age? 15
>>Gender? Male, and I can't even make fun of this question
>>Birthday? The 20th of June, in the year of 1989
>>Your sign? Gemini
>>Where do you live? Awesometown
>>Do you have a boy/girlfriend? of course not
>>If so, what's his/her name? Bobet
>>Have you ever been in love? probably not
>>Who are/were your crushes? people probably
>>Do you have any piercings or want any more? zero pierceage
>>If so, what do you have/want pierced? It'd be cool never to have pierceage
>>Do you have a tattoo or want one? Drop that
>>If so, what kind and where? Still dropping
>>Where do you shop the most? TSX
>>What color is you hair? brownish brown
>>What color are your eyes? Greenish
>>How tall are you? 5 5
>>Do you smoke? not quite
>>Do your friends smoke? Duffy smokes the real stuff
>>Who are your best friends? Le Steve
>>Who are your friends? Now if I answer this, I'm going to forget someone that reads this, and thus provoke the comment, "What!? I'm not you're friend?
>>Who are your best friends on-line? Smarter Child
>>Do you like Bath & Body Works? uhhh yes?
>>What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? Pert Plus all the way
>>Is your hair short or long? For me it's mad long, I gotta cut it, but it's still short
>>What sports do you play? Well, I made the lacrosse team, which is totally different from playing lacrosse
>>What turns you on? If I was a light bulb, then I'd say switches
>>What turns you off? If I was a light bulb, then I'd say switches
>>What places do you go for fun? The movies, Hannaford, Steve's house, your mom, ya know, the usual
>>What do you do for fun? uhh schtuff
>>How many phones do you have in your house? 7
>>How many TVs do you have in your house? 5
>>What's your favorite foods? Considering I've actually only read pretty much one book in the past ever, I'll say Angels and Demons.
>>When was your first kiss? around some time ago
>>Who was it with? uhhh.... person?
>>Where were you? Not in a car
>>How long was your longest kiss? roughly 4 or 5 hours, it gets hard to keep track of stuff that long
>>Who was it with? I'm terrible with names
>>Do you look like anyone famous? Awesome McAwesome
>>Do you think Ricky Martin is muy guapo (very handsome)? probably not
>>Who is the most attractive person you know? Me
>>Do you wish to be like your parents? Not really
>>What are you listening to right now? Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
>>How many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone? 1, maybe 2 minutes
>>Do you have your own phone line? not quite
>>Have you ever kissed someone of the opposite sex(NOT family)? yeah, probably
>>What are your favorite shoes? Mandals
>>What kind of clothes do you sleep in, if any? yay for snowmen
>>What's your favorite soda? uhh Soda?
>>What things do you say a lot? Buns, Hot Stuff, Drop That
>>Are you the serious, loud, happy, or shy type? I'm more of the awesome type.
>>Who is the coolest person in the world? Me
>>Do you think you are weird or funny? awesome
>>What would you prefer thong or granny panties? personally, I don't wear either, but of the many thongs i've seen, ill have to go with those
>>Who was the last person you called? my brother
>>Where do you want to get married? Not in a car
>>Who is the hottest guy/girl at your school? me
>>What are your favorite guy/girl's names? Andrew and Nicole, respectively
>>What is your worst memory in the past five years? I dunno, the bad memories are all around 1 single level of bad
>>What's your favorite childhood memory? Playgrounds are the man
>>What is your favorite fast food restaurant? if i had to pick, wendy's, cause i have it at like 2am down in Jersey
>>Who do you really dislike? Carnies
>>Do you have any full brothers and sisters? Dos
>>If so, what are their names? Eric and Meggie (Margaret, actually)
>>Are you stupid? X-Tremely
>>What are you addicted to? awesomeness
>>Who do you wish you were like? why would i wanna be someone else, i'm the awesomeest
>>Who has it easier, boys or girls? boys
>>Would you rather be tall or short? Asking people, "Why are you so tall" is pretty fun
>>Do you like playing pranks on people? on steve
>>What's your least favorite subject in school? Well, the one i suck at the most is Chem
>>What's your favorite subject in school? Gym is the man
>>What college do you want to go to? Johns Hopkins, but thats not gonna happen, so I'll aim for HVCC so I dont get disapointed
>>What school do you go to now? Guilderland High School
>Do you have a Playstation or Nintendo-64? I have everything
>>Do you sleep a lot? I sleep 5 hours on school nights, 12 hours otherwise
>>What's your favorite radio stations? 106.5 , 94.5
>>Are you a night owl? quite
>>Are you an early bird? not quite
>>What's your favorite TV show? Daily show, Best week ever, I love the __'s, Legends of the Hidden Temple (which, by the way, is of extreme old schoolage)
>>How often do you shower? once a day
>>Do you get along with your parents? mostly
>>What room do you spend most time in? My room
>>How many rooms does your house have? 7, and a garage
>>What do you wanna be when you're out of college? Pro Slacker
>>Do you curse a lot? too much
>>What's your favorite flower? the cool one
>>What are you wearing right now? Guilderland Lax hoodie, snowman pants
>>Do you go to church? never have
>>Do you believe in God? Jesus is the man
>>Do you believe in love at first sight? not really
>>What color tooth brush do you use? red, i think, i cant remember
>>How many times a day do you brush your teeth? one or two, depending on how lazy i am that morning or night
>>How do you feel right now? my right foot is cold
>>What's your favorite fruit? Plum!
>>What's your favorite vegetable? Carrots are the man
>>What's your favorite candy? uhhh.... good ones
>>What's your favorite day? Thursday, cause youre like, dude, it doesnt matter what happens tommarow, cause its friday
>>What are you going to do today? absolutely nothing
>>Are you mommy's little angel? what kind of question is that
>>Are you a daddy's little devil? you can assume that from the first one, whatever that is
>>Do you wear body spray? not quite
>>If so, what kind? awesome spray
>>Who is the sweetest girl you know? Katherine
>>Who is the sweetest guy you know? some guy
>>How many rings or necklaces do you own? zero and zero
>>Do you wear a watch? not really
>>Did/Do you have braces? I did for i think 18 months in 8th/9th grade
>>Do you have freckles? not quite
>>Are you having fun? if by fun you mean bored, yes
>>Who makes you laugh a lot? funny people
>>Who's your favorite teacher? Mr. Un-Farrelly is the man
>>What's the weather like outside right now? dark
>>What's the best concert you've ever been to? concert's are overrated
>>What is your favorite dream? when cool stuff happens
>>What nationality are you? Some percent Russian, 100% awesome
>>Are you tired of filling this thing out yet? not really
>>Which of your friends do you think will get married first? Usually, in my mind, i actually answer the questions, and then write a bullshit answer, but i actually dont know this one
>>Who sent you this lovely survey? I le stole it from a random community
>>What's your worst memory as a child? when, at some amusement park, i was running after my cousin, and tripped and shredded my knee. That was fun.
>>Have you ever cheated on anyone? not quite
>>Do you believe in Santa Claus? He gives good presents
>>Do you believe in ghosts? BOO!
>>Are most of your friends music freaks? Steve is
>>What do you feel when you think about the person who sent this to you? i still think i'm awesome
>>Do you buy merchandise on your favorite group/singer/band/athlete/celeb? I bought a Led Zeppelin poster, and i recieved many Green Bay Packer gifts one year
>>What is the worst show on MTV? Real world is the suck
>>What is the best show on MTV? Pimp My Ride
>>What is the worst CD you own? All my CD's are the own
>>Whats your favorite movie soundtrack? Team America : World Police
>>Which of your friends looks most like you? I'm way sexier than all of them
>>Which of your friends can you have the most fun with? the friendly ones
>>Which of your friends do you tell all your dreams to? if i remembered dreams with any frequency, then i'd probably tell steve
>>Which of your friends have you had a dream about? uhh.... all of them
>>Which of your friends can you tell your secrets to? oooo.... secrets
On preferences
>>Mt. Dew or Surge? Do the Dew
>>McDonalds or Burger King? Neither
>>Coke or Pepsi? Coke
>>Rather marry perfect lover or perfect friend? both
>>Sweet or sour? sweet
>>Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper? icky
>>Tea or coffee? coffee
>>Cats or dogs? woofums
>>Ocean or pool? pool
>>Cool Ranch or Nacho cheese? cooooooooool rannnnnnnch
>>Mud or Jell-O wrestling? mud, why not
>>With or without ice cubes? sans cubes
>>White milk or chocolate? white moo moo juice
>>Rain or shine? shine is pretty cool
>>Top or bottom? Bottom bunk beds are much better
>>Winter, Spring, Summer, or Fall? fall
>>Vanilla or chocolate? swirl
>>Skiing or snowboarding? since i suck more at skiing, ill say snowboarding
>>Biking or blading? cycleage
>>Cake or cookies? cookies
>>Car or truck? car
>>Night or day? night
>>Gloves or mittens? i wore socks on my hands once to keep warm
>>Pager or cell phone? cellage
>>Bunk bed or waterbed? bunk's are the man
>>Chewing gum or hard candy? gum
>>Motorboat or sailboat? motor
>>Lights on or off? on
What's your favorite...?
>>What's your favorite color? i view all colors equally
>>What's your favorite number? 4
>>What's your favorite drink? good stuff
>>What's your favorite animal? woofums
>>What's your favorite holiday? Festivus for the Rest of us
>>What's your favorite quote? more like song lyrics "Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day, You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way, Kicking around on a piece of ground in you hometown, Waiting for someone or something to show you the way" Yes that was memorized.
>>What's your favorite sound? uhhh... bass solo
>>What's your favorite ice cream flavor? chocolate chip cookie dough, i guess
>>What's your favorite song? Either Pink Floyd's Time, or Pink Floyd's Wish you Were Here
>>What's your favorite movie? Team America : World Police
>>What's your favorite board game? Life
>>What's your favorite scent? trouble
>>What's your favorite shape? quadrilaterals are the man
>>What's your favorite texture? uhh..... smooth?
>>What is ur house going to look like? Giant and/or Awesome
>>Where do you want to live? Close enough to have secret underground tunnels to Steve's mansion
>>How many kids do you want to have? 3
>>What does your ideal mate look like? awesome
>>How do they act? awesome
>>What's your dream date? ....uhh.... awesome
>>Do you like to call or be called? i dont like phones, but be called
>>Move anywhere, where would it be? NYC, San Diego, or Green Bay (So i can get season tickets, theres like a 30 year waiting list)
>>Who would you want to come with you? Cool people
>>Buy any car, what would it be? Black mustang with Led Zeppelin symbols in the cool zep yellow on both doors and the spoiler
Have you ever...?
>>Been in love? probably
>>Been in a quiet room and screamed so there would be some noise? not quite
>>Left the country? I dont think canada counts
>>Gone out in your pajamas? I walk the dogs like that all the time
>>Set yourself or a body part on fire? not quite
>>Started dancing when there was no music? i randomly start air drumming on occasion
>>Pretended you were an opera singer? opera is the suck
>>Kept a secret from everyone? probably
>>Actually thrown shoes onto a phone wire? I've had gorzyca throw my terrible boots up on the pole in philmont
>>Crashed into a public wall? ive walked into a wall
>>Ever cried at a "chick flick"? not quite
>>Had a crush on a teacher? not quite
>>Done something stupid to impress your crush? not quite
>>Laughed so hard you've cried? numerous times
>>What was it? looking at a picture of luke when he was like 5 with what looks like an afro
>>Found a cartoon character attractive? not really
>>At anytime owned a "New Kids On The Block" tape? nope
>>Called or seen a psychic? nope
>>Acted out of the ordinary? I think when me and luke tossed a ball around right in front of the "Children at play sign" was out of the ordinary and hilarious
>>Prank called someone? random people in the phone book
>>Gotten in a car? they're overrated
>>Fallen down the stairs? like 2 stairs,then my awesomness got me back up
>>Seen the Eiffel Tower? pictures
>>E-mail address(s)? doobikinator@gmail.com
>>Pets? 2 woofums
In the last 24 hours have you...?
>>Cried? yes
>>Laughed? yes
>>Helped someone? probably
>>Cut your hair? almost
>>Worn a skirt? hmm.... nope
>>Worn a tie? not even a clip on
>>Been sarcastic? am i ever not
>>Gone to the movies? nopers
>>Said "I love you"? not quite
>>Written a letter? nahh
>>Written a paper? nahh
>>Watched your favorite movie? nope
>>Had a serious talk? ha! serious
>>Missed someone? pshh drop that
>>Hugged someone? drop this too
>>Had a nightmare? and this
>>Fought with your parents? somewhat
>>Fought with a friend? nah
Do you believe in...
>>God/Devil? Jesus is still the man
>>Yourself? not really
>>Aliens? cows don't disappear by themselves
>>Destiny? yeah
>>Signs? I have a sign on my lawn
>>True Love? why not
>>The closet monster? dude, I don't go in my closet anymore
>>One person for everyone? probably
>>Big Bang Theory? i had a big bang with your mom last night!
>>Evolution? It takes millions of years to evolve into something as awesome as me
>>Government conspiracies? probably not
>>That squirrels are evil? those damn squirrels!
When was the last time you...?
>>Wished upon a star? ever
>>Laughed until you cried? i think i laughed a lot like last week
>>Played Truth or Dare? ever
>>Watched a sunrise/sunset? this summer
>>Spent quality time alone? while
>>Read a book for fun? pshh reading
>>Told someone you loved them? not quite
>>Ditched a friend? not quite
>>Showered? last night
>>Did something out of character? i dunno
>>The last CD in your CD player? The Who - Who's Next
>>The last thing you said? "Yeah"
>>The last thing you ate? Cherrio Cereal Bar
>>The last thing you said that made people laugh? no idea
>>Are you a virgin? probably
>>How long did this survey take you? this should be a different category
>>Do you want all your friends to do this and send it back to you? uhh no?
>>Are you glad this EXTREMELY long survey is FINALLY done? why not
>>Any last comments? w00t