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[donutsweeper]

If you're curious if a pan that's been in the oven for an hour is hot the answer is yes.

I am an idiot.

(big red splotchy burn, no blisters)

Comments

[rustydog]

Owwwww. Even if it's not blistering, I know it hurts. Ice is your friend!

I can't seem to clear my arms of the inside of the oven door. It's *inside* the oven, I should know it's hot, too.

[donutsweeper]

I've done that too, but not as often and usually by accident.

This was just SO dumb- it's cast iron, of course it's going to be hot!

I'm going to ice it again soon. 10 min on 20 off if I remember my first aide correctly

[travels_in_time]

Not that this burns, but I can't seem to clear doorways. My shoulders and hips are constantly bruised. My spatial sense is FAIL.

[donutsweeper]

OMG- I was going to post yesterday that it was my opinion that doorways shift as you try to go through them, just to make you smack into them!

[travels_in_time]

This explains a LOT. Spatially Unstable Doorways!

[donutsweeper]

YES!

And then there are dimensionally unstable keys! You *know* you left them on the table, but then they aren't they and after 20 minutes you find them on the counter- they moved there all on their own!

[travels_in_time]

Those suckers travel in space AND time.

[donutsweeper]

oh yes- because haven't you ever been positive you looked in one place and there's nothing there but then later you look again and it IS there?

[travels_in_time]

Many times! Especially when a spouse is involved..."But I looked there three times already!" "Oh, yeah? Well HERE IT IS."

[donutsweeper]

so did hubby lie or did it really move in time and space? Inquiring minds want to know

[travels_in_time]

Well, there are two possibilities--men are blind, or small objects regularly travel in space and time. You choose. :D

[donutsweeper]

when the hubby's can't find it it's the former, but when we can't find it it's the latter?

[travels_in_time]

I like this option the best. :D

[donutsweeper]

*nods* us gals gotta stick together

[aeron_lanart]

Not an opinion, it is a well known fact that doorways are actually an alien lifeform whose sole source of entertainment comes from making unsuspecting earthlings walk into them by shifting their spacial characteristics by tiny amounts (and then shifting back again when one may think to check to make sure one isn't going do-lally). They were initially investigated by the intergalactic agency for the protection of primitive species (homo sapiens being a primitive species, you know) but the case couldn't be taken to court as the intergalactic judiciary found the situation unanimously funny, especially considering no lasting harm was done to the primitives.

[donutsweeper]

*giggles madly*

you know, that might explain a few things