Chatlog of the live episode chat for the 3x02 rewatch on May 1. Participants:
earlwyn (padfootwolfboy)
mind_the_tardis (kikainogimon)
shinyopals (opal archibald)
t_eylawihluta wihluta: 1599
wihluta: JSYK
teyla: ahaha singing.
opal archibald: lol this guy
kikainogimon: And don't serenade evil women. >_>
teyla: bad singing.
kikainogimon: Poor man.
opal archibald: he's kinda adorable, even if he just wants to get laid
teyla: He is.
kikainogimon: He's so dorky.
kikainogimon: He must have asked a friend to write that for him.
teyla: and so excited.
opal archibald: lol srsly
wihluta: damn, my sound is out of sync
opal archibald: or a book
kikainogimon: Hee, teeth over bottom lips coy thing.
teyla: do we need to pause?
kikainogimon: Lilith. That is never a good sign.
teyla: Nooo it is not.
wihluta: I love the name Lilith
padfootwolfboy: hot
kikainogimon: I do, too.
opal archibald: lol that poor boy
kikainogimon: I also like the story of Lilith.
wihluta: yes
kikainogimon: But she tends to come off poorly in fiction.
wihluta: sadly
wihluta: undeserved
teyla: She does.
kikainogimon: That was a bloodless ripping up.
kikainogimon: Also, she just monologued at the camera.
opal archibald: aww, old credits, I missss them
teyla: awwww old title sequence
teyla: me toooo
wihluta: *sniffles*
teyla: Oh, this one is gareth roberts as well
kikainogimon: Is everyone good? Is someone not synced? *is usually that someone*
teyla: I knew I liked him.
opal archibald: the s4 closing credits are actually on my walk-to-work playlist
padfootwolfboy: it was awesome, at uni, three of my friends and i were singing the theme song, and one of my other friends came up and recognised it as the old version
opal archibald: LOL
teyla: ahahha aww xD
kikainogimon: God, Ten.
wihluta: my sound is out of sync, but I would have to start from beginning, so never mind
kikainogimon: *CLINGS TO TEN*
wihluta: TEN!!!!
teyla: one trip, and one trip only. Riiiight.
opal archibald: HE;S SO ADORABLE
teyla: HE IS
kikainogimon: *clings so hard. Clingsclingsclings*
padfootwolfboy: i don't mind starting from the beginning
padfootwolfboy: we're only a few minutes in
opal archibald: I could spend the rest of this rewatch just capslocking about him
teyla: do we need to pause?
kikainogimon: Look at him, he is a happy man who doesn't kill people without at least feeling bad about it.
wihluta: TEN!
opal archibald: HE'S THE ACTUAL DOCTOR
teyla: HE IS
wihluta: SO HAPPY! AND EMO! AND EXCITED!
teyla: don't step on any butterflies :3
kikainogimon: And Martha asks obvious questions, which I like.
teyla: Yes, me too.
wihluta: AND APPRECIATIVE in a not-sexual way
kikainogimon: Are you planning to? XD
opal archibald: omg Ten's understanding of race relations
teyla: awwww they're so cute.
kikainogimon: Yeah, a little off.
padfootwolfboy: gheee
wihluta: recycling!
kikainogimon: I think this is a bit whitewashing of issues, this little bit.
kikainogimon: But, eh, it could be worse.
teyla: global warming.
wihluta: lots worse
kikainogimon: it could be written by Moffat
wihluta: I BEEN IN THE GLOBE
teyla: aw, that was the most adorable thing in the video diaries. HIM BEING SO EXCITED TO FILM IN THE GLOBE.
kikainogimon: I love the theater geekiness of this.
kikainogimon: Yes XD
wihluta: YES!
opal archibald: he's just so thrilled about everything
padfootwolfboy: my friend got pulled to work at the globe
teyla: and going I HOPE WE DON'T BREAK ANYTHING
wihluta: I MISS THIS
teyla: ooooh.
padfootwolfboy: i are so jealous
wihluta: This childhood excitedness he has
kikainogimon: The actors are so like IT. IT. WE'RE. THE GLOBE. WE'RE IN IT.
teyla: rightly so
teyla: Yes xD
opal archibald: aww, this whole thing is just making me so happy. THEY'RE ALL SO AMAZING
kikainogimon: Pfft, men dressed as women.
padfootwolfboy: gheeheee
teyla: author!
wihluta: They do now
opal archibald: lol
teyla: ahaha xD
padfootwolfboy: pfft
wihluta: WILL!!
teyla: ahahaha shakespeare
kikainogimon: This Shakespeare is cute.
teyla: He is
opal archibald: Ten is like... CAN I CUDDLE HIM
wihluta: He plays him well
kikainogimon: XD
kikainogimon: Ten/Shakespeare, now, plz.
teyla: bit different to his portraits
wihluta: oh, yes
kikainogimon: Ten/Martha/Shakespeare.
opal archibald: lol
teyla: Yesss.
wihluta: I think I wrote that fic
kikainogimon: Don't want to leave her out.
padfootwolfboy: ohno ebil is happening
kikainogimon: Not the ebil.
opal archibald: but Ten is fanboying
teyla: aw Ten so excited.
opal archibald: so it's ok
wihluta: SO EXCITED!
teyla: ahahaha xD
kikainogimon: I love that XD
teyla: Aw, Ten.
kikainogimon: Ten: ...
kikainogimon: I like that, though, since it takes the air out of the hero worship.
teyla: Yep.
wihluta: yes
wihluta: sequel
wihluta: LOL
kikainogimon: Okay, I have to watch this without moping.
padfootwolfboy: ahaha
kikainogimon: I have this mope-filter on.
wihluta: DOOMFACE!TEN!!!!!
teyla: Ten is going SPIDEY SENSE TINGLING
kikainogimon: Is it actually mentioned?
opal archibald: lol Martha, who uses minidiscs
teyla: ahahahaha Martha
wihluta: no
teyla: that would be bad
kikainogimon: Ahahaha, Martha XD
teyla: aw Ten you fail so hard
padfootwolfboy: brb my popovers are done
kikainogimon: Shakespeare, you flirt.
kikainogimon: The ladies likes him.
opal archibald: lol "who let you in?"
teyla: Ten does too.
kikainogimon: Where I get my ideas from.
kikainogimon: A WOMAN.
teyla: Martha is so smug.
wihluta: And Martha makes the mistake. N00B! \o/
opal archibald: lol "eh nonny nonny" is my favourite chat up line
kikainogimon: Ahaha, so fitted.
teyla: ahaha Martha xD
kikainogimon: Yes, I need to use eh nonny nonny on someone.
teyla: ooooh he noticed the psychic paper
kikainogimon: Martha says .___.
wihluta: genius
kikainogimon: Hahaha.
kikainogimon: Fail.
teyla: xDD Freedonia
kikainogimon: Shakespeare, fail.
kikainogimon: Oh, right, they use to read scripts and censor them.
kikainogimon: I forgot they actually mentioned that.
teyla: bureaucracy!
opal archibald: it's the MPAA!
wihluta: \o/
kikainogimon: I did some research on little theatre, in the UK, and was surprised at how late censorship stayed around.
kikainogimon: For theatre, that is.
teyla: voodoo~ gareth roberts is not afraid of the cheese.
kikainogimon: I killed chat :|
wihluta: this reminds me of the Twilight Zone
teyla: he's a doctor, oh Ten.
opal archibald: lol sure he is
opal archibald: I'd take Martha treating me over him, ty
kikainogimon: You know, they could have just stabbed him straight off.
teyla: me too >_>
teyla: But then they wouldn't have gotten to chant.
kikainogimon: Pfft, humors.
kikainogimon: You can tell she's evil, because her hair is perfect.
opal archibald: lol Ten
teyla: Witchcraft. Oh Ten xD
kikainogimon: Hee, voice.
kikainogimon: Squeaky witch voice.
teyla: He has a skullcandle.
kikainogimon: He does.
teyla: Very goth.
kikainogimon: He probably got it at the Elizabethan party shop.
teyla: Probably.
opal archibald: lol he seems the sort to buy it for effect
wihluta: I do a lot of reading
wihluta: LOVE
kikainogimon: Mm, sexy old soul reference.
teyla: Yesss.
kikainogimon: Converse :3
kikainogimon: And crossed feet.
wihluta: I love so much that in this SHAKESPEARE episode, the power lies within the WORDS. Yes, I am obvious.
kikainogimon: XD
teyla: Pffft. Ten.
opal archibald: lol Ten "we'll manage" so takes up THE WHOLE BED
kikainogimon: I am a little hrm about JK Rowling getting to save the day, but, hey, why not. Popular woman author to go toe to toe with popular male author.
wihluta: oblivious!Ten
teyla: Yes xD
kikainogimon: Pfft, yes. Poor Martha.
opal archibald: omfg Ten how are you this stupid?
kikainogimon: Hop into bed with me already, says Ten.
teyla: He doesn't even sleep.
teyla: Why is he in the bed?
kikainogimon: To be an ass.
wihluta: LOL Martha. You fail.
teyla: Yes.
opal archibald: bless her for trying
kikainogimon: Martha says ...do I have to grope you to get my point across.
wihluta: indeed
teyla: She does.
kikainogimon: Instead I will just look at you and be super-squishy.
kikainogimon: Aw.
teyla: Oh god Ten.
opal archibald: oh Ten. you douchebag. ilu, but you are a douche
wihluta: Stop the emo
teyla: Yes.
kikainogimon: You're a novice.
kikainogimon: Jesus.
teyla: evil pidgeon?
kikainogimon: I'd've chucked him off onto the floor.
kikainogimon: *shoves skinny man*
teyla: he would've deserved it.
wihluta: Yeah, I'da kicked him
opal archibald: lol basically
kikainogimon: Ten: WHAT.
opal archibald: Martha is amazingly patient, though
teyla: Martha: figure it out.
kikainogimon: She is. A crush will do that.
wihluta: She probably kicked him once the light was off
kikainogimon: OHNOES. Green booger energy.
teyla: lol, I hope she did.
opal archibald: "WHOOPS I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE, DOCTOR"
kikainogimon: That's a deleted scene that needs written.
teyla: xD
wihluta: LOL
kikainogimon: I would be unflattered by that puppet.
opal archibald: lol omg Shakespeare's face
kikainogimon: Ten is just sitting in bed being tragic.
opal archibald: Ten is just lying there and composing emo LJ entries in his head
kikainogimon: Ahahaha, best face.
teyla: ahahaha he so is xD
wihluta: I wish I could crawl into the TV and just smish Ten.
padfootwolfboy: and back with food
teyla: hiiii.
teyla: You missed Ten being a douchebag.
kikainogimon: Shakespeare's actor has a talent, that face.
kikainogimon: Oops.
teyla: He does.
padfootwolfboy: aw, damn. he does that so irregularly too XD
wihluta: Ten: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR THAT
teyla: xD
opal archibald: Ten with his jacket undone. THAT'S PRACTICALLY NAKED
kikainogimon: He does it epicly in this ep.
teyla: I KNOW RIGHT
kikainogimon: HE IS.
kikainogimon: Loose tie, FOR SHAME.
teyla: Except he took his jacket off for Donna :3
teyla: TWICE
padfootwolfboy: that's just reminding me of forearms in JE
kikainogimon: That's like him running around with no underwear and his fly undone.
padfootwolfboy: forearms have NEVER BEEN SO ATTRACTIVE
kikainogimon: You can't, it's someone else's.
wihluta: I am still in love with his hands
teyla: Not quite yet xD
opal archibald: Ten's hands are amazing
kikainogimon: Ahaha.
kikainogimon: Ten say shh.
opal archibald: lol he's just SHOUTING WORDS
kikainogimon: I GOTS IT, says Ten.
teyla: Ten says EPIPHANY
kikainogimon: LOVE THIS SCENE.
kikainogimon: The pan around.
teyla: It's so nicely shot
wihluta: Then he says: NOT QUITE
kikainogimon: It makes my theatre BA-ness go...mmmmmm.
teyla: yessss
kikainogimon: The way he pats it.
kikainogimon: Pfft, small box with power.
teyla: aw Martha
kikainogimon: He likes box flattering.
opal archibald: lol
teyla: Yes, he does.
kikainogimon: She should have tried more of that.
teyla: Flatter his TARDIS, way to his hearts.
wihluta: The Tardis is pleased
opal archibald: his chat up lines...
kikainogimon: Pfft, so cheap, Shakespeare.
kikainogimon: Yeah, that line XD
teyla: :D :D :D
wihluta: MY FAVE LINE EVER
opal archibald: XD
kikainogimon: *adds to queer list*
teyla: It's not already in there?
kikainogimon: Pfft, that sequels line.
opal archibald: "never as good as the originals" lol
kikainogimon: I might be. I'm behind with it.
kikainogimon: I have to add lines from the last two new eps, to be fair :| I don't want to.
kikainogimon: ...Pfft, who would read those lines.
wihluta: They are cancelled out by the rest of the stupidness
kikainogimon: Aye, but I am trying to make an *objective* list. Oh, well.
kikainogimon: Bedlam sucked.
teyla: It does look like it did.
kikainogimon: *read about it a bit*
kikainogimon: XD
opal archibald: *pats Shakespeare*
kikainogimon: Pfft, Shakespeare. That is an odd view of mental illness.
wihluta: MOAR EMO!
teyla: ahaha oh Shakespeare.
kikainogimon: Shakespeare and Ten should emo.
kikainogimon: Together.
teyla: Bit pretentious.
wihluta: Bit pretentious
opal archibald: lol
kikainogimon: Aw, best exchange.
teyla: Yes.
kikainogimon: It sees your Hamlet love, T'eyla.
opal archibald: aww, angryTen
wihluta: They would totally hit it off emoing together
teyla: Oh Ten.
teyla: So angry.
opal archibald: BACK WHEN THE DOCTOR HAD MORALS AND SHIT
kikainogimon: yes, and was still a horrible hypocrite.
kikainogimon: But at least his friends pointed it out sometimes.
opal archibald: XD
wihluta: bad teeth, the guy must be British
kikainogimon: Oh, look, a hot man.
teyla: Yeah. I prefer a hypocrite over eleven.
opal archibald: Ten your hands are amazing
kikainogimon: A hot man in a bucket.
teyla: Mind meld~~
wihluta: VULCAN MINDMELD!
kikainogimon: He does have nice hands. This is one of like...three times he uses his telepathy.
teyla: Yep.
kikainogimon: ...I find telepathy so sexy.
opal archibald: his nails are way too good
teyla: ahaha xD That's why you like the Master.
wihluta: Such lovely fingernails he has
kikainogimon: Yessss, it is.
wihluta: long fingers
kikainogimon: Every time I write a mind meld, I go :3 :3 :3
teyla: they are very nice to write.
teyla: None of that subtlety stuff. You can go craaaazy with the metaphors.
wihluta: I love it when Ten looks down and looks serious
kikainogimon: They're so cheap, too. Yep. You can go all over the place with emotion and information.
teyla: Yep.
wihluta: He does that a lot
teyla: He has a bit of a beard shadow in this scene, Ten does.
kikainogimon: SERIOUS CHIN.
kikainogimon: OH SHIT A WITCH.
opal archibald: SHOUT AT HER, TEN, THAT'LL HELP
teyla: It might?
wihluta: LOL Shakespear
kikainogimon: Shakespeare goes WOAH.
teyla: He doesn't have a gun, after all.
kikainogimon: Whole building's shouting that.
kikainogimon: Martyr man.
teyla: Also, he has 2 hearts.
opal archibald: Martha's like "not again, stop dying on me"
teyla: He has a spare one.
kikainogimon: He secretly wants someone to try to kill him and have it work.
kikainogimon: He does really mess with poor Martha.
teyla: He doesss.
kikainogimon: I love that names have power.
wihluta: yes!
kikainogimon: Because it's true.
wihluta: It's the end of the world as we know it
kikainogimon: That's something the Doctor does. Names.
teyla: Yep.
kikainogimon: He names species and always wants to know people's names.
kikainogimon: I like it.
wihluta: YES. Which is great"
wihluta: But he doesn't anymore
wihluta: stupid moffman
kikainogimon: I'm not good at it, myself. I never use people's first names.
kikainogimon: It seems like...too intimate.
opal archibald: with me it sort of varies depending on who I'm talking to
teyla: Shakespeare says . . . what?
wihluta: And yes you can have that
teyla: More Hamlet :3
opal archibald: lol
kikainogimon: I always go...someone said my name o___o
wihluta: it was his to begin with
wihluta: or was it now?
opal archibald: glasses!
teyla: glasses :3
kikainogimon: Smartyglasses.
kikainogimon: I love that my headcanon says they aren't corrective.
wihluta: I LOVE SHAKESPEARE
teyla: OH JUST SHIFT xD
kikainogimon: Yeah, this is my favorite fictional Shakespeare I've seen.
wihluta: yes
teyla: Yep, same.
opal archibald: lol "everyone's a critic"
kikainogimon: XD
kikainogimon: Oops.
opal archibald: lol best additional lines ever.
kikainogimon: The dance.
teyla: Yes xD
kikainogimon: Not an improv artist, that man.
teyla: Coat :3
wihluta: Witch House
kikainogimon: I hope the actor enjoyed doing that, though.
wihluta: or which house
opal archibald: BACK TO THE FUTURE
kikainogimon: Ahahaha, the snark.
wihluta: HE IS EXPLAINING TIME TRAVEL WITH BACK TO THE FUTURE
teyla: That's a bit obvious.
wihluta: I MEAN OMGWTFBBQ
teyla: Oh Ten. Baaaad pun.
kikainogimon: Yes. Also, they bothered to put in a line about him going, oh, that explains the funky timeline here.
kikainogimon: So he's not just going WELL, the rules are different today.
kikainogimon: ...Ten.
kikainogimon: Why did you let Martha do that?
wihluta: He's a bit faily
teyla: Because he's an idiot?
kikainogimon: Yep.
teyla: There is no name :3
kikainogimon: He's hidden his name. D'AW.
opal archibald: Rose!
wihluta: Wrong choice
kikainogimon: So sexy kneeling like that.
teyla: Yesss.
kikainogimon: Oops. He says I LURV HER.
teyla: Oops
opal archibald: lol she is really short against him
teyla: Kinda like John Simm in LotTL/
wihluta: grief without measure. and Ten's EMOFACE. Is that how he hid his name?
kikainogimon: I do think it is troublesome to make one man's grief more griefy than other people's.
kikainogimon: Pfft.
teyla: nah, just more wordy.
wihluta: lol
teyla: that's just cheating xD
opal archibald: lol I love he's like "that won't work on me" and like... she still gets what she wants
kikainogimon: XD
teyla: yesss
kikainogimon: The Doctor says...I am worried.
wihluta: dna replication module
kikainogimon: So I shall babble science.
teyla: Just a bit.
wihluta: what does it do?
opal archibald: he's too busy being STOIC and UNINTERESTED
kikainogimon: Ahahaha, again.
teyla: Two hearts!
kikainogimon: Martha says FFS.
wihluta: how do you people cope?
opal archibald: OTHER SIDE
wihluta: LOL FAIL!
opal archibald: XD
kikainogimon: And Ten says :| :| :| :|
teyla: Other side xD
kikainogimon: I like this scene XD
opal archibald: how is Martha supposed to know which side to hit?
teyla: Me too xD
wihluta: badaboom.
wihluta: says Leeloo
kikainogimon: It looks like fun to act XD
kikainogimon: Director: Okay, now hit David Tennant.
kikainogimon: Several times.
opal archibald: lol
wihluta: hehee
teyla: Freema: :3
kikainogimon: Yep XD
kikainogimon: Bad direction sense.
wihluta: and how are his shoes still white
kikainogimon: By Time Lord clothing magic.
wihluta: lol
opal archibald: self-cleaning converse from the 23rd century... or something
wihluta: oooooooooooh
kikainogimon: That speech.
kikainogimon: WIND HAIR.
opal archibald: lol why would any actor read that?
wihluta: and he is so happy!
kikainogimon: yeah, I know.
teyla: ahaha the preacher, so excited.
opal archibald: I TOLD THEE SO, I TOLD THEE
wihluta: end of the world: I WAS RIGHT!
kikainogimon: I shall read a random string of numbers!
teyla: Well. Shakespeare's kinda like that, at time.
teyla: times.
kikainogimon: This is a very quippy ep.
teyla: It is.
wihluta: it plays with words!
kikainogimon: True, makes sense.
teyla: So much evil laughter.
wihluta: ;)
kikainogimon: The makeup on the witches makes me snicker.
kikainogimon: It's so...classic witch and obviously fake.
opal archibald: I am amused that the main witch is like "I WANT TO STAY YOUNG AND HOT"
teyla: Yes xD
kikainogimon: Shakespeare and JK Rowling and Agatha Christie.
wihluta: \o/
kikainogimon: The Doctor needs to do some multinational reading.
opal archibald: lol
teyla: ahaha he does
opal archibald: expelliarmus! XD
teyla: go martha!
kikainogimon: XDXDXD
wihluta: \o/
kikainogimon: Okay, that's cheesy but still cute.
teyla: yes xD To both.
wihluta: So, JKR is actually saving the day from the future. How awesome
teyla: It's very Gareth Roberts, really.
kikainogimon: EXPLOSION OF PAPER.
opal archibald: I love how it's that spell too, which is like, Harry's signature I DON'T LIKE TO KILL PEOPLE spell
teyla: oh, true, it is.
wihluta: YES!
kikainogimon: Everybody says wow.
kikainogimon: The FX for that play rocked.
teyla: ahahaha xD
wihluta: Specul effects, we can have them
opal archibald: lol
kikainogimon: ...Will.
opal archibald: omg Shakespeare... just stop it
kikainogimon: Don't.
kikainogimon: Yes XD
opal archibald: Ten doesn't even hang around long enough to take a bow
wihluta: That glove later shows up again
kikainogimon: Ten: *has a ball of wtiches*
wihluta: in the box with Cs
kikainogimon: ...witches
wihluta: globe
wihluta: not glove
teyla: ahahaha not getting jokes.
wihluta: smelly breath
kikainogimon: Pfft, she doesn't know what a hart is.
kikainogimon: Oh, Will, low.
opal archibald: I love how he sums up Martha's entire s3 arc in one line
kikainogimon: ...Collar.
opal archibald: ADORABLE COLLAR
wihluta: Shakespear has that power
teyla: neckbrace
wihluta: Hamnet. LOL
teyla: xD
wihluta: bad handwriting?
kikainogimon: XD
wihluta: missread for centuries
opal archibald: lol
teyla: it's not hard to work out xD
kikainogimon: Shakespeare says I r smart.
teyla: yesss.
opal archibald: Ten in the background... XD
kikainogimon: Great face.
wihluta: TEH QUEEN!
kikainogimon: That is the best moment.
teyla: It is xD
kikainogimon: Oops.
opal archibald: lol
wihluta: DOCTAH!
opal archibald: in hindsight it is even more hilarious
kikainogimon: yes.
teyla: Never mind what xD
wihluta: All the English queens seem to hate him.
wihluta: lol
teyla: Yess they do
kikainogimon: Doctor says I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH YOU YET.
opal archibald: Idk Liz II seems fond of him
opal archibald: well, she waves
teyla: awwww cutest episode ever.