it sucks being an adult
this is what i have learned this week being an adult gives no gratification whatsoever i mean realy first theres a problem with a guy at the club and instead of being an ass (like i should have) i politely introduced myself explained the situation and told him to beat it the guy thanks me gave me a hug and beat it sigh i shoulda fuckin hit him now today me and my stepdad are pulling into the gasstation and get cut off by some jackass so of course i flick him off and scream a hearty fuck you out of the window so this genius apparently gets upset cause i cursed while his daughter was in the car so he comes charging at my side of the car cursing and being a complete moron i get out of the car showing no fear and talkin some more shit (as we know im pretty good at) so he is still all panting and cursing at me and i get real close to him kinda do a little booty shake and make the gettin jiggy with it motion with my hands and say "we had the right of way" nuthin spectacular but it did its magic apparently cause the guy punched me in the eye...... after this happened he kinda stepped back a bit and realized i was laughing at him and im thinkin ok he obviously is a pussy and i sooo could take him but this poor little girl in the car was ballin and she already had a moron for a dad and i didnt want to give her a bloodied beaten moron for a dad so i let him hop back in his car (i suppose hitting me then me laughing at him was a good deterent?) told him he was a great role model and people like me would think twice before saying fucking curse words in front of his daughter again..... bitch! then he sped off and i continued my journey into the gas station to pay for the gas sigh.... i realy shoulda dropped that guy it woulda made my day but i suppose getting punched laughing at the guy and him getting scared and leaving was sorta a victory? eh whatever still shoulda dropped him but im a sucker for kids