Comments | donttelldaddy: ~53rd Dance~

donttelldaddy

Jan 02, 2011 20:11

All of this year's resolutions were broken before I even woke up on the first morning.

...on the plus side, I think I may have set a record.

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[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:15:49 UTC

[So he wasn't going to talk to you but HIS PREGNANT CAT reminded him.]

Did we uh

y'know

[inkblots] Have stuff?

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 06:17:12 UTC

Learn to write in English and try again, please.

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:17:43 UTC

You know!!

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 06:18:55 UTC

[Like she pays attention to shit about your cat.]

No, I don't.

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:20:12 UTC

Condoms.

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 06:23:04 UTC

No...your broken wang didn't need one, remember?

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:24:20 UTC

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:24:31 UTC

It isn't broken!

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 06:26:18 UTC

If it makes you sleep better.

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 06:27:59 UTC

It has nothing to do with me sleeping!

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 06:28:47 UTC

Denial isn't going to fix it for you~

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 14:34:31 UTC

It worked just fine that morning!

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 15:00:31 UTC

Thank you for sharing. Really.

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 18:43:46 UTC

I didn't mean to say that.

[Private] donttelldaddy January 3 2011, 19:00:48 UTC

You have a few too many malfunctions of the mouth for them all to be accidental.

...have you told anyone?

[Private] redwhiteandhero January 3 2011, 19:03:00 UTC

No. I don't plan to.

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