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[dontswatme]

What I Have Learned In Muggle Studies So Far

• Muggles keep their parchment together with "paperclips."
  
• Everyone but me is spoiled rotten and getting a Nimbus 4500.
  
• Doyle has never seen an elephant.
  
• Describing a penis as "leaking" is not romantic.
  
• Finnigan is overly sensitive.
  
• Nicholas and Edward are obsessed with each other's "broomsticks."

Is this going to be on our NEWT exams?