Touched by His Noodly Appendage.
1. ARE YOU OVER 18?
I AM 18.
2. WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE?
Um, I don't even have a color screen, it's a TracFone.
3. DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT?
About 7 hours, really good for a school night.
4. FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING WHEN YOU WOKE UP?
I was having a dream that someone was trying to get me to lay down on a bed because I was tired, so I thought that my alarm was going off in my dream.
5. WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE?
Whip, handcuffs, a mop.
7. GRILLED OR FRIED?
Grilled
8. WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE?
I'm the fucking coolest person alive.
9. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
No!
10. FAVORITE HANGOUT?
Pancake House, any of my friends houses.
11. 3 THINGS YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
Friends, Family, Your Mom.
12. FIRST THING YOU WILL BUY IF GIVEN 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS?
A portable speaker thing for my iPod.
13. FAVORITE SONGS WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING?
Oh lets see, it doesn't really matter, because I'M FUCKING ASLEEP.
14. WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
Heights, more specifically ledges, and needles.
15. ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER?
Whatever you want me to be, hott stuff.
17. WHAT IS YOUR DAD'S MIDDLE NAME?
Charles, like Charles THE HAMMER. Okay, no one else have Keith Kendall? No? *cough* Nevermind.
18. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
Y Tu Mama Tambien for the millionth time... yeah I like Spanish pr0n.
20. STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD HAVE ONLY ONE KIND OF FOOD FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Mashed potatoes.
21. FAVORITE T.V. COMMERCIAL?
Both of the great Starbucks commercials - "Glenn's the man, going to work, got his pride, he's got ambition..." and "du nananana - HANK!"
23. FIRST THING YOU'LL SAVE IN A FIRE?
My cat, my family can fend for themselves.
24. YOUR EYE COLOR?
Blue.
25. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS BRING?
All the boys to the yard.
26. WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
A waitress, seriously, I wanted to be one so bad.
27. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 7 AM?
Punch my Baba O'Riley alarm clock in the face.
28. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEET?
Black.
29. WHO DO U WANT TO MEET?
Your mom. (Oh come on, Your Mom jokes never get old.)